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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

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    #5751 Aircon, Feb 16, 2017
    Speaking of jokes, I thought that guy with the big chip on his shoulder, mrgrigio, had disappeared, but I see he's still posting....and still big noting himself.
     
  2. moretti

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    #5752 moretti, Feb 21, 2017
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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5753 FazzerPorscheman, Feb 22, 2017
    I don't see the problem. Normal day on our roads.
     
  4. Horse

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    #5754 Horse, Feb 22, 2017


    Says someone whom has been banged up the rear by a trannie!!!


































    True story btw. :)
     
  5. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5755 FazzerPorscheman, Feb 22, 2017
    Was very funny at the time.

    So glad I confided in you and Phil. Probably the only two Whomos on here whom can relate. ;)
     
  6. I16

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    #5756 I16, Feb 25, 2017
    I was reading that a Nigerian Prince without any family had left over 4 million dollars to his pet goldfish.

    Apparently no one replied to his emails....
     
  7. wax

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    #5757 wax, Feb 25, 2017
    Update.

    Still haven't found the alleged face. Will continue research.


    - via iPhone
     
  8. moretti

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    #5758 moretti, Feb 25, 2017
    Stop encouraging people to be perves (I went back and looked, nope, no face :p )
     
  9. Aircon

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    #5759 Aircon, Feb 27, 2017
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  10. moretti

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    #5760 moretti, Mar 3, 2017
    Found this on FB, made me laugh ..... probably coz it's true :p

     
  11. Aircon

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    #5761 Aircon, Mar 8, 2017
  12. moretti

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    #5762 moretti, Mar 8, 2017
  13. au-yt

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    #5763 au-yt, Mar 8, 2017
  14. simon klein

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    #5764 simon klein, Mar 8, 2017
    LOL,LOL,...&uck that's funny!
     
  15. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5765 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 8, 2017
    Really ploughed into him didn't it? :)
     
  16. simon klein

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    #5766 simon klein, Mar 8, 2017
    Yep,it sure was busted...
     
  17. Steve355F1

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    #5767 Steve355F1, Mar 8, 2017
    Lol
     
  18. moretti

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    #5768 moretti, Mar 17, 2017
    he bible has the worst sports section, they never give the full results .... it's always John 23 ...!! Paul 27 ... !!

    Who the **** are they playing against ??!!
     
  19. simon klein

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    #5769 simon klein, Mar 17, 2017
    Are you off your meds......again!
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5770 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 17, 2017
    Didn't think the joke was too bad. It is Moretti you know. ;)

    Perhaps JM can go back to that hospital for another prescription.

    You know the hospital. That hospital with the male nurse with the shower fetish. ;)
     
  21. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5771 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 18, 2017
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  22. Horse

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    #5772 Horse, Mar 18, 2017


    You were there?
     
  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    #5773 FazzerPorscheman, Mar 18, 2017
    No mirrors at your place?
     
  24. moretti

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    #5774 moretti, Mar 18, 2017
    Ma and Pa Kettle :p
     
  25. Steve355F1

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    #5775 Steve355F1, Mar 18, 2017
    Didn't someone on here have a very sketchy bleached blond "do" at some point?
     
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