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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Speaking of jokes, I thought that guy with the big chip on his shoulder, mrgrigio, had disappeared, but I see he's still posting....and still big noting himself.
     
    Aircon, Feb 16, 2017
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  2. moretti

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  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    I don't see the problem. Normal day on our roads.
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Feb 22, 2017
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  4. Horse

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    Says someone whom has been banged up the rear by a trannie!!!


































    True story btw. :)
     
    Horse, Feb 22, 2017
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  5. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Was very funny at the time.

    So glad I confided in you and Phil. Probably the only two Whomos on here whom can relate. ;)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Feb 22, 2017
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  6. I16

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    I was reading that a Nigerian Prince without any family had left over 4 million dollars to his pet goldfish.

    Apparently no one replied to his emails....
     
    I16, Feb 25, 2017
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    Update.

    Still haven't found the alleged face. Will continue research.


    - via iPhone
     
    wax, Feb 25, 2017
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  8. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Stop encouraging people to be perves (I went back and looked, nope, no face :p )
     
    moretti, Feb 25, 2017
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  9. Aircon

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  10. moretti

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    Found this on FB, made me laugh ..... probably coz it's true :p

     
    moretti, Mar 3, 2017
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  11. Aircon

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    Aircon, Mar 8, 2017
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  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    moretti, Mar 8, 2017
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  13. au-yt

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    au-yt, Mar 8, 2017
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  14. simon klein

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    LOL,LOL,...&uck that's funny!
     
    simon klein, Mar 8, 2017
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  15. FazzerPorscheman

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    Really ploughed into him didn't it? :)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 8, 2017
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  16. simon klein

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    Yep,it sure was busted...
     
    simon klein, Mar 8, 2017
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  17. Steve355F1

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    Lol
     
    Steve355F1, Mar 8, 2017
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  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    he bible has the worst sports section, they never give the full results .... it's always John 23 ...!! Paul 27 ... !!

    Who the **** are they playing against ??!!
     
    moretti, Mar 17, 2017
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  19. simon klein

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    Are you off your meds......again!
     
    simon klein, Mar 17, 2017
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  20. FazzerPorscheman

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    Didn't think the joke was too bad. It is Moretti you know. ;)

    Perhaps JM can go back to that hospital for another prescription.

    You know the hospital. That hospital with the male nurse with the shower fetish. ;)
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 17, 2017
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  21. FazzerPorscheman

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  22. Horse

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    You were there?
     
    Horse, Mar 18, 2017
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  23. FazzerPorscheman

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    No mirrors at your place?
     
    FazzerPorscheman, Mar 18, 2017
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Ma and Pa Kettle :p
     
    moretti, Mar 18, 2017
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  25. Steve355F1

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    Didn't someone on here have a very sketchy bleached blond "do" at some point?
     
    Steve355F1, Mar 18, 2017
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