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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. AKA

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    #5801 AKA, May 8, 2017
    There are?
     
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    #5802 Aircon, May 8, 2017
    Uhuh
     
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    #5803 AKA, May 8, 2017
    Oh, so there is.
     
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    #5804 Aircon, May 8, 2017
    I wouldn't lie!
     
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    #5805 FazzerPorscheman, May 8, 2017
    Just replied and I will phone you in the morning.
     
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    #5806 Horse, May 8, 2017
    Thanks for the invite!
     
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    #5808 Horse, May 22, 2017
    I will be waiting.
     
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    #5810 Aircon, May 26, 2017
    Whom knew?

    horology

    hɒˈrɒlədʒi/

    noun

    1.

    the study and measurement of time.

    2.

    the art of making clocks and watches
     
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    #5811 Steve355F1, May 26, 2017
    Would it change the meaning if you put a "w" in front of that?
     
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    #5812 Gizzi, May 26, 2017


    Yes.
    Whorology

    1. Woman paid to put two hands and a face on c..k
     
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    #5814 Horse, May 28, 2017
    Cue Greg's X Rays (of Wes), ;)
     
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    #5816 PSk, May 29, 2017
    Sorry for not seeing the funny side. Many women have died during vicious assaults including things like that being inserted, one I heard of when the guys then jumped on her stomach to ensure the bottle broke and inflicted more pain :(
    Pete
     
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    #5817 Horse, May 29, 2017


    Thanks for that, really lifted the place.

    What Wes does in his spare time as a hobby is his business.
     
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    #5818 simon klein, May 29, 2017
    Some folk just don't 'Get It'.
     
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    #5819 Gizzi, May 29, 2017


    It's the JOKE THREAD ffs.
     
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    #5820 simon klein, May 29, 2017
    Oh s**t,I thought it was the 'I'm living in the seventh state of Australia and I have a chip on my shoulder and forgot to turn the lights off as I left' thread.
     
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    #5821 moretti, May 29, 2017
    He went back to put another log on the fire :p
     
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    #5822 Horse, May 29, 2017


    FK?
     
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    #5823 greg246, May 29, 2017


    GAWD

    Sounds like an urban myth or you live in a **** area or both

    All the foreign bodies inserted per rectum I have seen on X-ray (and I have seen countless, including this one), have been self administered. They all have the same story too "I slipped and fell on it".
     
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    #5824 greg246, May 29, 2017
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    Time for a Mocconna?
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