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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Ouch :eek:

    Maybe someone told them to "stick it up your arse" and they took them literally :p

    Just sayin ........ better excuse than a slip :D
     
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  2. greg246

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    Seen a few carrots end up there too whilst "gardening"
     
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  3. Horse

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    One of those belongs in the Gun thread.
     
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  4. Horse

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    BTW, is it difficult to X-Ray yourself?

    ;)
     
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  5. greg246

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  6. Horse

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    :)
     
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  7. simon klein

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    Bugs' Bunny(the grammar is what it is this time)
     
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  8. Horse

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    What's up Doc?

    Lol
     
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    I think Greg explained what was up doc..
     
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  10. Ferraridoc

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    That's a male pelvis
     
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  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Pete doesn't know the difference between men and women.... And isn't fussed either way
     
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  12. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Once were alcoholics
     
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  13. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    One in a million, Doc!
     
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  14. PSk

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    Er, true.

    In an attempt to apologise for bringing the thread down, Aircon you can have that beer. I'll reluctantly get off my beer grate couch and go and get a cold one from the ice box
    Pete
     
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  15. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    I don't drink.
     
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  16. PSk

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    Oh, you can sniff it then :D
    Pete
     
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  17. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Story of my life
     
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  18. moretti

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    Thank God !!

    Imagine what you'd be like if you drank !!! :eek: :D
     
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    Appreciate your thoughts...but that's no female!
     
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  20. Horse

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    Steve? ;)
     
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  21. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Not that bad, but close
     
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  22. Steve355F1

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    For once I agree with you.

    I thought Wes was the resident drunk?
     
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  23. Horse

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    He's been too busy getting X rays.
     
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Hey that's a bit cruel ...... and accurate :p
     
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  25. PSk

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    ... and then giving the bottle, once removed, to Aircon to sniff.

    Assuming I've not missunderstood things again.
    Pete
     
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