2017 FORMULA 1 PIRELLI BELGIAN GRAND PRIX: RACE *** SPOILERS ***

Despite my years as a proper bird bandit on a scale seldom seen in lesser men, I've never been moved to star in films for general public distribution, preferring to specialise in one-off guest star appearances in those of many young ladies...... so I take it from the vitriol that I have starred in a movie with your own young ladies? If so, please accept my apologies for ruining her for you and other lesser men

 

If you wanted to keep your post humorous, then the word penis should have preceded peanut, and been crossed through, or at least inferred, for you to have a modicum of fun in the line.

For training in wit and humour, please feel free to contact me for some lessons

 

Ricciardo would also total elton

 

Aha ok chief, i am fairly sure my 'young ladies' are safe and sound around 6000 + miles away right now...but i will keep an eye out for any intruders from now on!

 

Haha, good, glad to hear it..... bear in mind I've travelled all over, and had plenty of adventures on foreign soil too!

 

You seem to be the one having an issue where I get (part) of my income from, having brought it up twice so far.

 

He can go the P&R and p--s his time away arguing morality there. Ignore him immediately. Its beyond crass.

 

+1

 

1.) I am nobodies sidekick
2.) maybe I should be behind the camera because I am quite sure it would pay better than shooting old cars

 

Bragging time on F-chat ?

 

I'll send you some money, to buy one way ticket to stay on foreign soil if you like

 

In Business Class of course??

 

How about Monza? Lewis can even give him a lift in the Gulfstream..

 

Lewis has a only a Challenger 605, not a Gulfstream. Poor lad.

 

As long as it doesn't include you as a companion sunbeam, first class to Las Vegas would be awesome. It's normally only around £7000, so it's well within your means.

 

Possibly... if the frontrunners all had issues.


... I just wanted to stir the pot a bit. All this porn talk has gotten me a bit frisky.

 

Dan can beat them all without them having trouble befall them .... he just has to hope they have the same ability to not crash into him

 

This sums up Belgium:

Hamilton dominated. Verstappen has horrible luck. The two Force India guys are idiots and Alonso faked another engine failure.

It's on to Monza.

 

True dat

 

Alonso and Hamilton both had 4 wins and equal points. Hamilton had 5 P2 finished and Alonso had 4. Can we stop molesting this dead horse. It was 10 years ago and there was a lot of nonsense that year.