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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm rigging up my new scuba tank for testing tomorrow at Middle Harbour ................... work is for the poor
     
  2. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    Great, so someone from our Queensland section will be called out to rescue an idiot in tracksuit pants who forgot to turn on the air on his scuba tank.

    I’ll send them a heads-up.

    :p
     
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  3. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I have had the rescue chopper out looking for me off Stradbroke Island back in '88 ........... got trapped in an underwater cave and mate called the chopper in ...... it's a long story but the short of it is that I survived with the needle deep into the red and a lot of skip breathing going on :p
     
  4. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Is there much Tuna in Middle Harbour? [emoji12]
     
  5. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
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    11psi?


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  6. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
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    no tuna, but a lot of Bull sharks.
     
  7. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    That explains a lot


    :p
     
  8. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Uhuh. Is that where you met the male nurse?
     
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  9. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    Fixed. ;)
     
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  10. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    **** that made me laugh [emoji23]
     
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  11. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    Don't you love it when you order a part from OS, and Customs decide its "Customs Value" is $1040, so..

    Here. Have a bill for another $260. Merry Christmas! Yay!

    :(
     
  12. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    Customs value compared to real value of what?
     
  13. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    Presumably all the extra charges etc. kick in at $1k.

    So, they add another ~25% to the cost and hold on to it till you pay.

    I ordered a new flywheel from Hill Engineering.
     
  14. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I bought something the other day via eBay that had their Global Shipping Program determine the import duty and that was charged separately by eBay. Hope I don’t get pinged again when it arrives in the country
     
  15. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    You’ll probably be ok in that case. Although you never know...

    It’s a pretty stupid system where the “customs value” can be $995 and it’s waved through, but if they determine it’s $1005 that’ll be another 25% thanks!
     
  16. Maranello550

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    Bunch of pr#%cks........
     
  17. knocker

    knocker F1 World Champ

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    That's rough glad my two purchase from eurospares were seperate and just under,I never knew this existed, great!
     
  18. wrxmike

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    Australia currently has a $1000 threshold for charging GST on imports (since the introduction of the GST) As soon as the value of the shipment including freight exceeds $1000 you are charged GST, a processing fee by the shipper ( $70 ) and a customs entry fee($ 70 ), which adds up to around $ 240 for a $1000 dollar import, so yes, its about a 25% additional cost.

    Now the big news is that the GST threshold will be reduced to zero from July 1 next year, so everything is going to be subject to the processing fees and customs entry charges.


    https://www.ato.gov.au/General/New-legislation/In-detail/Indirect-taxes/GST/GST-on-low-value-imported-goods/

    BTW, Gerry Harvey was a big agitator behind this lesiglation.

    M
     
  19. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    You can't blame him.
     
  20. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ
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    Well you can because he has had it good for sooooo many years.......He is a billionaire.....It's called competition.......
     
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  21. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    It's not competition if it's not a level playing field.
     
  22. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ
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    On whoms level......:)
     
  23. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    Thanks Mike. Gerry Harvey is a ****.

    My invoice shows that as of 1 Jan 2016 the entry fee is $83.

    So, on my $1040 part the fees are 5% duty = $52 + the $83 entry fee, plus $122 GST for a total extra of $257.

    And if my part was valued $41 less the bill would have been zero.

    :(
     
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  25. au-yt

    au-yt F1 Veteran

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    And the best bit is every part will have an entry fee so a $10 part will have a $83 dollar fee.. and thats happening now
     

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