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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Actually I've never made pizza - I'm sure you know that in Italy pizza is Sunday night 'Mama's night off' food?
     
    kerrari, May 30, 2018
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  2. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I thought pension day was Thursday?? o_Oo_O




    *runs*
     
    Horse, May 30, 2018
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  3. George Vosburgh

    George Vosburgh F1 Rookie Silver Subscribed

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    I love this thread, I check on you guys from time to time. I only wish I lived in your world and not mine.
     
    George Vosburgh, May 30, 2018
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  4. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I don't have a clue about that lunatic country, I'm an Aussie, so was my dad, and my grandad and his dad

    The only Italian I know is Ferrari , Lamborghini and spaghetti ......... oh and of course OLIO :p
     
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  5. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I reported your post for being cruel ...... and accurate :p


    I'm right behind you in the running dept :eek:
     
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  6. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    But we don't carry guns o_O

    Sorry, wrong thread :)
     
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  7. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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  8. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Do you have a "Go Bag" with a clean pair of trakkies ?.........:)
     
    Maranello550, May 30, 2018
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  9. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Better looking hookers in the south
     
    moretti, May 30, 2018
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I have an overnight bag - toothbrush, nosepeg, condoms, vaseline and viagra, is that good enough ?

    Obviously the nosepeg is for the smell of burning rubber :p
     
    moretti, May 30, 2018
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  11. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    What about the gun and bottle of rum?.......:)
     
    Maranello550, May 30, 2018
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  12. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Are we in America already ?

    I thought you left NYC ?
     
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  13. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Back home in Sydney for 2 days after an epic day and a half to find the island......:)
     
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  14. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Just bang it into the GPS and wait until you see the girls waving to you at Kurnell
     
    moretti, May 30, 2018
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  15. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Yea Baby.....Right I'm off to see my mate Dave for a haircut......:)
     
    Maranello550, May 30, 2018
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  16. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Which hair ?

    Have you got names for them ?:p
     
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  17. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Is that the one you forgot in Ballina?

    "Right, I've got nothing, time to go"
     
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  18. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Yeah, thanks for reminding me about my seniors moment .... it was sitting next to the car as I drove out :(
     
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  19. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Funny, same stuff Wes caries in his bag.....
     
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  20. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Sorted!
     
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  21. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    simon klein, May 31, 2018
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  22. Gizzi

    Gizzi F1 Veteran Owner

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    Burning rubber? Your ar$e must be chafing like a bastard.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
    Gizzi, May 31, 2018
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  23. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    That's why he keeps vasso in his bag......:)
     
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    See .... someone can work it out
     
    moretti, May 31, 2018
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  25. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Piss poor preparation = A piss poor performance.....But you are all over that.....:)
     
    Maranello550, May 31, 2018
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