Sid's View. An ongoing conversation about what's right and wrong with F1 and the world.

I wasn’t here, so I KNOW you want to hear my synopsis about Canada, ignore the farce that was France, and the fun fest that was Austria. Then, of course, we all need to remember the day Elton came out on tv as a fully qualified whiny *****, Silverstone

Things we learnt..... stroll is still ****, and brings out the worst in Brendan Hartley, another driver thats done nothing since coming into F1. Sirotkin is proving pretty anonymous aside from the wallet of his backers, I honestly couldn’t say he has done anything worthy of even a brief mention.

Elton whines for England...... this race he was already whining and lining up the excuses on lap 7, and seeing as they are always delayed in broadcast, probably that was on lap five in reality

Bottles is as good a driver as elton.... he did exactly the same as elton does with the equipment....... he is no slower than elton.....hmmm, thought elton was a driving god? Not unless the car is set up for him and has an advantage over every other car, proven time and again




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Williams is trying to be Ferrari of the 80’s and early 90’s in coming back from the dead......... okay, have a go, but it’s a different sport, and even buying the dream team of newey, max and a few others won’t be able to save them now.... they are in free fall and it’s a conundrum, they need stroll and Russian money to survive, but they need talent they haven’t got to get a car that will bring them back.... it’s a shame, but it could be goodbye sooner than later

Toto Wolff doesn’t like talking to anyone when he loses, but loves to be a smarmy dick when they do. Let’s hope he doesn’t want to make post race interviews for the rest of the year.

He also added rat to his cv with his misguided comments about ferrari supposedly planning the accidents at the start of France and England ......... Elton must be incompetent or a cheat then for all the times he hit rosberg in their seasons together. Works both ways Mercedes, either they are racing incidents, or cheating, I’d guess you’d err on the side of incidents for the little ballerina, so stop talking bollocks. No one cares

Nice one Seb, stuffed them all this race..... long season ahead buddy... keep on it, and channeling Michael is a good way to go




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On to France - vettels racing incident on lap one put paid to any chance of a decent race, luckily, I was in a bar in Maranello at the time, so I was concentrating on the dusky Italian beauty that was sat on my lap. I’m pleased to say, I didn’t break any fastest lap times playing with her in our pit stops, thank goodness, and she seemed to enjoy the ride

Austria - what an absolute hoot. Bottles goes out, laughter ensues, Elton ******* and whines because they screwed up without pitting him, up a notch of funny, then he has to pit because he manages his tyres as competently as always - ie not at all - and is a distant fourth - more laughter, I can hardly contain myself as he ******* and whines and cries into his helmet to be consoled by James the chief strategist who toto has lined up for the fall guy.

Then, oh my god, my dogs thought I was having a fit - im rolling around the floor laughing as his Mercedes goes Phut phut phut into the side and parks up, unclassified no less!!!!!!! OMG, I thought Sunday would be a bust when the corrupt stewards led by Elton’s BFF gave Seb a grid penalty to artificially restrict his progress, and then we get the Mercedes Xmas present early. Hehehehehhee

Well done max, even through it took a little love tap on Kimi at turn 7 (apparently James Allison thinks max was cheating and planned that crash too! Hehehehe) a reasonably uneventful win looking after your tyres, and a solid performance from ferrari, although our strategists shouldn’t pander to Elton’s sky commentator fans and should have had Kimi slow down to let Seb through for the extra points - we know the FIA will be making sure Elton gets his points back at some point while ignoring their electrical boost system, kinetic bypass, aero cheats and bespoke tyres. Yep, you heard it here first folks - Mercedes electrical systems, if things were fair, we’d hear all about strat 2 and it’s true meaning and effect on the car




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On to silverstone, one of the most boring circuits there is, where merc will have their bespoke tyres again thus guaranteeing almost a second a lap advantage, and no chance of their destroying the tyres through being able to use their optimum setup while the rest of the teams have to make do with having followed the rules and therefore being stuck with changing the set up of their cars to suit that of the one team that isn’t able to make this years tyres work - and they try to tell us Mercedes doesn’t cheat!!!!! Christ, if they played poker, they’d have the spare aces in a glass case on the table ready for use


And yet at Silverstone, maybe the funniest implosion of Elton yet. Ferrari managing to stay the pace with Mercedes through to Qualy, and golden boy barely got pole by the thickness of his feather lites

Merc burned up their new tyres, presumably overconfident given they were Pirelli P-Mercos again, their fix coming to pass at the home of Merc F1.

Dum dum fluffed his start, Seb powered away and only bottles defensive driving saved Elton being passed by Kimi too. Hilarious when he went spinning at turn three, typical merc luck that the car kept going

Then we are treated to typical Elton - whine whine whine, sniff cry sniff cry sniff cry. What a crybaby.

Misses the post race interview cos he is too busy crying, won’t talk to Seb and Kimi in the cool down room, puffy eyes on the podium as he cries because the FIA won’t ban ferrari and gift him the race

Bitching about Kimi, forgetting the number of times he has punted people off, mostly his own teammate when they qualify ahead of him

Elton, you are a world class dick, and Mintu Raikkonnen has you down pat - pretentious little whiny child in a teenagers body that throws his toys out the pram at every opportunity

Today’s race showed what a bunch of pathetic pricks Mercedes are, the stewards showed how corrupt they are with Kimi’s penalty and penalty points on his licence while stroll, Grosjean and co bang wheels virtually every lap and punt each other into the gravel



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So, onto Hungary and Germany - wonder if Elton will have to have a nanny to take him places in stroller from now on?


Goodwood, and the Festival of Speed, beckons for many race fans this time of year, and once again, elton showed his class by spending a whole day meeting and greeting the fans he loves sooooooo much guys..... I really love you, i only do it because you bless me...... oh you are my inspiration....... uh, NO HE NEVER...... what a class act elton is. World class dickhead more like.

Merc must be really embarrassed every year when they ask him if he will be coming along to meet his adoring muppet fans, and yet again, he finds excuse after excuse why he can’t make it, and they lap it up like fools. It never ceases to amaze me that some Brits will swear allegiance to such a moron just because he was born in Britain, yet if they had colleagues or friends that acted like him, they’d hate them and want to smash their face in at the pub every Friday night....


So, Hockenheim, and the weekend starts with awesome fun....... elton out of qualifying in part one...... bloody brilliant..... tries a Fernando and pushes his car in a pathetic effort to try to get back to the pits.... hehehehehehehe. Hilarious...... crying at the side of the track now.... let’s hope his gearbox is ****ed and he has to take a penalty, and maybe the stress could have damaged something else too. So funny to see him falling apart. Mercedes will now be looking at the rulebook trying to get ferrari banned for something so they can help their little boy get points.

Hope he’s blown his engine as well.... lovely.... ignoring team orders to stop to preserve his engine, typical petulant prick

Course, Elton loves his music, especially hip hop and rap, so I guess he was humming along to salt n peppa ‘push it’ while taking a stroll with his ****ed up merc today? Hehehehe


Roll on tomorrow, hopefully Ferrari can get a one-two and pile on the pain for the little ****. His delicate psyche is there for all to see now, bet he threatened to tear up his new contract within 30 seconds of being in the garage unless Mercedes exonerate him from blame - what a ****

What a shame. As usual, rain turns it into a lottery. Still, elton apparently doesn’t need team orders, yet James Allison had to come on the radio and ask bottles to slow down, otherwise he’d have been beaten. Thought his fans said he’s the best? Obviously not. Pure luck of the draw with the rain

Seb showed his passion for racing with his demonstration of frustration when he cleared the car. Then he was selfless. Next he stood up and took the flack about it

So, F1 stewards.... do Mercedes pay you, or lay on hookers and drugs or something? Qualifying.... we’ve got a dickhead walking on the track 2km from the pits, crying into his helmet and not giving a damn for the other 19 cars that may be on hot laps and might want to occupy that bit of tarmac. In the race, the same knobhead goes into the pit lane, changes his mind, and swipes across the grass back onto a live track, and had anyone been there, they could have had a massive collision....... sum total of all offences is apparently a smack on the wrist and a ‘don’t do it again, unless you have too, and we’ll turn a blind eye again’.

The FIA and Mercedes must be so bitter that Ferrari have managed to develop their car into a regular challenger that they know their fixed races are at risk. Enter the stewards and Charlie whiting, riding to the rescue of the little diva and toto, making a mockery of the sport. Had ferrari done either of those things this weekend, there would have been a public flogging, followed by 10 place grid penalties for the next five races, and 25 seconds added to race time for the same. CHEATS

Roll on Hungary, elton will be crying again


Forza Ferrari, fellow tifosi!!!!!


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Hehehehe. To be honest, I always felt I was pretty humorous and witty about stuff, or at least very sarcastic!


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Nah, we just all think he’s a ****

 

To quote me ‘Elton isn’t fit to lick Senna’s boots’

 

Absolutely, always practice safe sex - use a false name! Hehe

I usually tell em my name is Bas Jaski!

 

Mercedes are cheats...... total and utter cheats..... there’s two more.... so what? Are you pretending to be a lawyer these days?

 

When I’m trying to impress girls, I also pretend to be things I’m not - airline pilot, personal bodyguard to the SAS, space ship test pilot, Gucci model !!!!!!! (Hahahha, that last one, yeah, if they were offering a new line for ugly bastards!)


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