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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Aircon, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    I just asked you that!
     
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  2. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Long blonde hair with funny bumps on their chest :confused:

    No male ones yet :p
     
    moretti, Sep 19, 2018
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  3. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Sorry to hear that JM......Hope your ok....Lucky Greg didn't stop otherwise you would be getting your arse stitched as well.....:)
     
    Maranello550, Sep 19, 2018
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  4. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    At least we'd get another funny X Ray!!
     
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  5. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    OLIO...
     
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  6. knocker

    knocker F1 World Champ

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    Haha good for mate you hope your resting up [emoji237]


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    knocker F1 World Champ

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    [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Poor Greg [emoji12]


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  8. greg246

    greg246 Two Time F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    The real truth is Moretti tripped over and “landed” on his Sony Walkman whilst jogging [emoji6]

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  9. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    IPod
     
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  10. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Or was that the last one he smuggled in from HongKong and forgot about it as it felt so comfortable......:)
     
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    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ Owner

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    Not his walkmin but his phone,I think,it's come up as 'unknown number' he;s trying to stay incognito whilst in Sydeney.
     
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  12. greg246

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    Fixed
     
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  13. Horse

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    That's music to his Arse. :p
     
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    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Geez, that’s no good.

    Did you consider putting your hands out instead of using your head to land on?
     
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  15. Ferraridoc

    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    It was a one in a million shot, doc!
     
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    He's used his head before,that's how he knew it'd work!
     
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    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    That's called multi tasking.......:)
     
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  18. greg246

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    But was it in tun(a)?
     
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  19. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    OMG....you guys are a pack of *****
     
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  20. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I wasn't after sympathy...... if I was why would I come to fchat:p

    What got me was that about 20-30 cars drove around me while I was on the road!!!

    I'm a Sydney boy but this really pissed me off that no-one stopped to see if I was ok
     
    moretti, Sep 19, 2018
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  21. Horse

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  22. Maranello550

    Maranello550 F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Mate lucky there wasn't a visitor holidaying from Guangdong Province driving past otherwise he would have run straight over you and been non the wiser.......:)
     
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  23. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Thinking back, it was a bit scary laying there bleeding all over the road with cars just feet away avoiding the body on the road

    Seriously, has the world come to this ??!!

    We care so little about each other that we avoid any contact unless it's stupid social media ???

    I gave an aboriginal guy in Redfern the other day all my change in my pocket because he was begging for some cash for food, my work colleague said I was naive giving him any money as he'll just use it to buy glue or grog !!

    How does he know that !!??

    And so what, I earn good money and a few bucks to some guy begging on the street means nothing to me but I hoped it helped him

    In the middle of a very cold winter (to me) I was walking from the Town Hall station to the QVB building and there was some guy begging for money with NO shoes, NO jumper, NOTHING warm at all and all he kept saying was " spare a $, spare a $" , so I gave him $10, my girlfriend said he probably was a professional beggar :rolleyes:

    Seriously, this world gives me the ****s when you can't do anything nice without there being some underlying sham o_O

    I refuse to be like the rest of the selfish , indolent world ...... even if I do get called a sucker
     
    moretti, Sep 19, 2018
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    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    Sucker :p
     
    Ferraridoc, Sep 19, 2018
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    Ferraridoc F1 World Champ Owner Silver Subscribed

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    If it happened in Sydney, I'm surprised you weren't robbed as well
     
    Ferraridoc, Sep 19, 2018
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