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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Steve355F1

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    Yep. I cycle too. But as far as I’m concerned most of them are total knobs.
    For the life of me I can’t understand why anyone with a brain would want to cycle up the very narrow roads of the Adelaide hills on a weekend morning. Blind corners. Very very narrow roads. Yet in a car you are constantly dodging or spending half an hour behind these knuckleheads.
    **** em.
     
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  2. Aircon

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    Because they "have the right"
     
  3. moretti

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    You hit the nail on the head

    They only have half a brain

    I ride in the designated bike lanes, the MAMILs ride all over the road
     
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  4. Maranello550

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    Case in point is the run we all did to cottage point a few months ago....They were riding 3 abreast taking up the whole lane in both directions and being abusive when we were trying to drive around them.....Why don't they pay for a fuchsin green slip , rego and insurance like the rest of us do.....Bunch of weekend warrior Oxy morons .....
     
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  5. knocker

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    Yep they were proper dicks, you’d get better manners from a pissed up Fulham footy crowd


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  6. IanB

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    to be fair, they were probably scared sh*tless when Moretti went past a 10,000 rpm :)

    Would have had an extra lump in their lycra shorts...
     
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  7. knocker

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    And boy did Steve and I cop flak at the back end


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  8. FazzerPorscheman

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    You may want to rephrase that.

    NTTAWWT.
     
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  9. knocker

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    I honestly never saw that coming


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  10. FazzerPorscheman

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    You may want to rephrase that too.

    NTTAWWT.
     
  11. knocker

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    I’m in too deep
    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
     
  12. kerrari

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    I have no idea why any sane person wants to ride a pushy on the road with their face full of exhaust? The death of a Fiat friend last year who was also a cyclist brought to the surface the number of cyclists dying young due to lung cancer...
     
  13. Maranello550

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    You would go before that in Sydney Karen...My poor youngest daughter is on her L's and she gets pushed off the road and abused everyday...I recon you would have no chance on a bike...
     
  14. Aircon

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  17. Aircon

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    Stop what
     
  18. Horse

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    It.
     
  19. Aircon

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  21. Aircon

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    It's funny because it's true.
     
  22. greg246

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    I think it means PP is a wife
     
  23. Aircon

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    Hilarious
     
  24. knocker

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  25. kerrari

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    True because blokes can only manage one straight line at a time; women can work their way through anything!
     

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