Aussie joke thread

You've been reading too many of Boke's posts

 

Huh?

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXyYxrNuhZC/?utm_medium=share_sheet

 

Lol yep

 

I wouldn't know.

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https://chaser.com.au/world/thousands-of-naughty-kids-injured-after-santa-replaces-coal-with-wind-turbines/

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He must be nuts if he’s doing that!

 

As if there was any doubt.

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I think this is how most fights start on fchat

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This made me think of Horse ............... not that I'm saying he's a soak ............ just intimating

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I have to reword my previous post a bit.

So anyway.... Poor old "whom" (you all know who I mean) can't stop thinking about me.

He keeps trying to message me and "friend me" on Facebook and even on YouTube! OLIO

I will never forgive him for what he did to his friends and I still don't want anything to do with him and never will.

The fact that he keeps trying to keep in contact with me on all parts of social media, I find hilarious.

Give up Rob! I'm not interested in being your friend or anything else.

Thanks for the laugh though.

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Is he getting you a Hungry Jacks ?


The burgers are better

 

His arms are too short.

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They are but their fries are bloody awful.

 

Is that true?

I've never been.

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You should go. Bacon Deluxe is a nice burger.
But you have to go to Maccas or KFC (or probably Red Rooster) for decent fries.

 

Thanks for the tip!

I can do without fries.

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Made me think of Wes.

*Shrugs*


Silly signature here to annoy KIAI

 

Wes doesn't drink

 

Not since guzzling came in. [emoji1635]

 

Hay !!

I wuz defending you ya poofter

 

Thanks JM.

Most things in moderation are quite ok. [emoji41]

 

How would you know?

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I've seen what non moderation does to someone.