Aussie joke thread

Needs to update the firmware

 

The blonde looks very loyal and obedient

 

A keeper for sure.

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Nailed it!

 

I thought this worthy of the joke thread [emoji849]

Harvard-trained economist shares 21 money rules: 'Own your home' and 'try to buy in cash' https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/05/harvard-trained-economist-shares-money-rules-and-why-its-better-to-own-than-rent-a-home.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

 

Where do you find this stuff, Adrian???

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Isn’t it great, it’s just crazy, why on earth isn’t everyone rich!, is so simple, just follow the easy steps [emoji207]( your friendly neighbourhood CNBC[emoji12]
And remember folks”If you get married, count on getting divorced” [emoji23][emoji23]

 

Some are hilarious if you're childish like me

 

You really need to get a job.


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Er, apparently this is it. [emoji41]

 

I don't see why

 

What a life achievement.


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Because you've achieved so much more, you mean?

 

My car is a nicer shade of blue.


Game over.


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Did you paint it?
Doesn't sound like much of an achievement.

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It’s the little things in life…


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You'd know, I suppose. OLIO

 

You do see the thread we are in?


You are getting too easy to stir.

Harden the **** up.




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Did you not see OLIO? Did you forget the thread we're in?

 

They are all starting to read and look the same. [emoji41]

 

OLIO!


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That's what I tell Jodi.....

 

And that’s what she tells us