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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Ferraridoc

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  3. moretti

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  6. Horse

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    #8456 Horse, Jan 31, 2022
    It’s an old woman, so could be either.


    Silly signature here to annoy KIAI
     
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    #8457 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 31, 2022
    How cruel and unwarranted.

    Poor JM. [emoji848]
     
  8. moretti

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    #8458 moretti, Jan 31, 2022
    Shouldn't you be working ........... like me ? :p
     
  9. FazzerPorscheman

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    #8459 FazzerPorscheman, Jan 31, 2022
    Nothing like you.

    I'm actually productive. [emoji16]
     
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  10. Aircon

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    #8460 Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
    Yeah
    Nah

    What do you think is productive about what you do?

    Asking for an acquaintance.
     
  11. Aircon

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    #8461 Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
    So true.

    Shooting. Parking. Driving.
     
  12. Horse

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    #8462 Horse, Jan 31, 2022
    Whom?


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  13. Aircon

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    #8463 Aircon, Jan 31, 2022
    No....Wes

    I already know how productive whom is.
     
  14. Horse

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    #8465 greg246, Feb 1, 2022
    Yes. Footling breech presentation (It's a thing, ask Pat :D )
     
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  16. moretti

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    #8466 moretti, Feb 1, 2022
    Left arm looks a little long
     
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  17. Ferraridoc

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    #8467 Ferraridoc, Feb 1, 2022
    Usually at 2am when the O&G is sleeping off a dinner party
     
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  18. Ferraridoc

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    #8468 Ferraridoc, Feb 1, 2022
    No, there's a hormone called relaxin that can do that - 4ft long arms happens all the time
     
  19. Ferraridoc

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    #8469 Ferraridoc, Feb 1, 2022
    It also drives the eyes apart...
     
  20. moretti

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    #8470 moretti, Feb 2, 2022
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  23. Ferraridoc

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  25. moretti

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    #8475 moretti, Feb 3, 2022
    Well, they could treat them, which may kill them, so same result :p
     
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