FORMULA 1 CRYPTO.COM MIAMI GRAND PRIX 2022 - Miami....Practice 1-2-3...▄▀▄▀▄▀ SPOILERS ▄▀▄▀▄▀

Sure would be nice to see LEC complete a lap.

 

Finally! And a strong lap on the mediums for SAI. Russell giving the Sky guys hope for a three-team competition this weekend!

 

Words can’t describe how hot it is in these stands right now…

 

The parking lot of my local supermarket has more charm than this « track »…

 

Yeah, Ham hasn't figured that his phone can do multiple time zones.

 

Well, if Merc has their porpoiseing issues sorted than they are players once more.

 

Well, sure, but there you have shopping carts rolling around to add excitement.

 

An 18 dollar lemonade will cool you right down!

 

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Excellent.

 

Very little porpoising from anyone. Low downforce track is my guess. Not looking too much into any laptimes now, when you consider albon was up there in 3rd.

 

Give it a try. "How hot is it? It's so hot . . . . . " C'mon, do your best Johnny Carson.

 

I suspect the smooth track is not triggering the bouncing as much.

 

Piloto’s just making a pitch to join the Sky broadcast team.

 

I can imagine and one of the reasons I decided not to look for tickets.

The view of the track from where I am is not good but really can’t complain.

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1. It's so hot, Hammy's jewelry melted off before he even got in the car.
2. It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
3. It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
4. It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.
5. It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
   It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
   

 

Wait!! Is that REAL water??!!

 

LOL.

I remember one Montreal GP where I—with no sunscreen—literally burned to a crisp.

Reminds me of the David Letterman line after attending the first Pheonix GP—held in the middle of summer—when he said: “they say ‘it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity’—well, I can tell you it IS the heat!”

 

Is it just me, or does that look more like a video game than a race track?

How long before someone smacks (rather than brushes) that close wall?
More Red Flags, Igor.
And with rain ....


Fun watching the Sky guys trying to explain why Russel is faster than Ham.

 

Quali will have a big smack into that wall for sure...

 

At the spanish GP I got ****ing roasted...Forgot the sunscreen in the car, it wasn't particularly hot because it had a nice wind blowing, so didn't notice the sun much. I looked English!

 

Glad someone got it

 

The two clowns of F1: HAM and this guy:

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They should be fined or suspended for “bringing the sport into disrepute” for their childish stunts. Rules are rules except when you don’t like them?

 

Time for both of them to retire...jeez