Aussie joke thread

No, just worried if I did.


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Amateur, hey Moretti?[emoji3][emoji3]

110 demerit points in three years: Is this Qld’s worst driver? https://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/logan/housam-joukhi-logan-man-loses-110-demerit-points-in-three-years/news-story/d9d8f6d2f118f359b194ccc812ce6df0


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I don't,and won't,subscribe,can you cut and paste please.

 

Is Horse now selling papers ?

 

Grow up.


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Sorry, I thought every queenslander subscribed to the Courier-Mail??




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and ate Red Rooster ..

 

Nup.....

 

.....and nup.

 

I won’t send that to my co-driver - she broke her foot in 3 places on the weekend... no driving for at least 6 weeks for her.

 

26 weeks to go

 

..... and has lunch at surf clubs

 

for what?

 

all Red Roosters stores do is foster drug dealers and crime to areas ..............SSC crime capital of Australia .

 

Grow up.


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Leave my clients alone .... they know what they're buying

 

another reason I drove the great inland hwys in QLD to keep away from the crime rate on the SSC & GC .

 

....... and straight into the jaws of the underbelly of Melbourne

 

nah I live in the quality area with soccer mums and banker husbands oops yeah crime area !

 

.....and the cemetery where they're all buried...

 

how could I forget ,all my mothers family are buried there .

Its odd I've never thought of the cemetery and my home till that .......mentioned it

 

And all the teals.


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yep idiots voting for a green con woman

 

Soccer mums who drive Porsche SUVs


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Nah there children drive them the Soccer mums drive 4x4 Rolls-Royces and Bentley cars .