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Funniest/Stupidest comments you have received about your Ferrari

Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by carguy98, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. JOHNCJ8989

    JOHNCJ8989 Formula Junior

    Dec 11, 2003
    517
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    John
    The other day and my favorite so far.. “that car just makes me happy..”

    big smiles
     
  2. John A. Muller

    John A. Muller Formula Junior

    Apr 16, 2022
    259
    Chesapeake Beach, MD
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    John A. Muller
    That about says it all...
     
  3. David993s

    David993s Karting

    Jul 4, 2008
    114
    Indiana
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    David
    I don't recall if I ever posted this, and it happened quite a few years ago:

    I was checking into a hotel and was wearing an FCA polo shirt. The guy looks at my shirt, and asks me if I owned horses. I replied "no, that's the Ferrari emblem". He said "Oh, do you have one?". I said yes. He then says "my buddy has a Ferrari. He built it himself, but it's a Ferrari". I simply said "That's good".
     
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  4. buddyg

    buddyg F1 Veteran
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    Sep 20, 2004
    6,296
    Naples, FL
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    Buddy
    Now that’s funny right thar!
     
  5. Dolcevita

    Dolcevita Formula 3
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jul 5, 2011
    1,468
    Ontario, Canada
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    Craig
    The buddy didn't happen to mention the number "0846" by any chance?
     
  6. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

    May 22, 2002
    4,284
    Vt
    Maybe his buddy’s last name was Ferrari like maybe Lou Ferrari.
     
  7. Bob Zambelli

    Bob Zambelli F1 Rookie
    Silver Subscribed

    Nov 3, 2003
    3,655
    Manning, SC
    Full Name:
    Robert G. Zambelli
    When I had my shop in Rochester, NY, I actually had a customer named Lou Ferrari!
     
  8. Nospinzone

    Nospinzone F1 Veteran

    Jul 1, 2013
    7,782
    Weston, MA
    Full Name:
    Paul
    :D:D:D
     
  9. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

    May 22, 2002
    4,284
    Vt
    LOL!
     
  10. AREDSTALLION

    AREDSTALLION Rookie

    Jul 16, 2012
    49
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    Oh, his buddy must have been named Enzo.
     
  11. John A. Muller

    John A. Muller Formula Junior

    Apr 16, 2022
    259
    Chesapeake Beach, MD
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    John A. Muller
    Ditto...it does sayn it all!
     
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  12. imahorse

    imahorse F1 Rookie
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    Nov 25, 2017
    4,340
    WI
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    Dustin
    I made a brief appearance at a car show this past weekend. A guy walks up to me and says "I can't like your car because I am a Ford guy" then walks away.

    What surprised me the most is at this type of car show it's usually some brand loyal boomer with a hulk hogan mustache that says the stupid ****, but this guy was mid 20s.

    Sent from my toilet using FerrariChat.com mobile app
     
  13. 19633500GT

    19633500GT F1 World Champ
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    Nov 9, 2010
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    Muffin-Tops
    But finish the story!
    Later he was found on road dead.
     
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  14. willrace

    willrace Three Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Oct 21, 2006
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    North Tay-has
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    Kurt
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  15. rob

    rob F1 Rookie

    May 22, 2002
    4,284
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  16. imahorse

    imahorse F1 Rookie
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    Nov 25, 2017
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    On a Facebook group I posted my F1 parts from my 360 for sale since I did a manual conversion. This dude came on there saying how I better keep them for when I sell the car. I told him I'm not selling the car. This dude got angry and said I can't keep it forever (which is fair) but said my car won't last much longer because I'm going to crash it since I will only have 1 hand on the wheel instead of 2 (like 400 hp is hard to control). He said I ruined my car because all modern ferraris have to be paddle shift (which was an option on the 360). I really should have figured out the vin on his 430 so I can buy it and convert it to manual when he dies.

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  17. John A. Muller

    John A. Muller Formula Junior

    Apr 16, 2022
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    This guy owns a 430? Hard to believe that a Ferrari owner would disparage a manual transmission...It defines the Ferrari mystique.
     
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  18. slm

    slm F1 Rookie
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    Dec 5, 2004
    4,108
    Near Lambeau field
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    Steve M
    Was he som ****** local to us?
     
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  19. imahorse

    imahorse F1 Rookie
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    Nov 25, 2017
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    I don't believe so. I ended up blocking him after he went on my profile looking for pictures of my car to talk **** about it.

    Sent from my toilet using FerrariChat.com mobile app
     
  20. Twosherpaz

    Twosherpaz Formula Junior

    Feb 25, 2014
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    Thermal, CA
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    From a random wife: “We know how owning that is. We have a Maserati.”
     
  21. italiafan

    italiafan F1 World Champ
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    Jul 19, 2006
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    Stickbones Swagglesmith
    If she saw a picture of your garage she would just skulk away quietly. :)
     
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  22. Ivan Drago

    Ivan Drago Formula 3

    Jul 14, 2021
    1,251
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    Ivan Drago
    He got ahold of Rodgers secret stash
     
  23. Aerosurfer

    Aerosurfer Formula 3
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    Nov 21, 2020
    1,879
    Indianapolis
    Full Name:
    Nick
    At least spill the name for pur own entertainment purposes
     
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  24. imahorse

    imahorse F1 Rookie
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    Nov 25, 2017
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  25. John A. Muller

    John A. Muller Formula Junior

    Apr 16, 2022
    259
    Chesapeake Beach, MD
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    John A. Muller
    And then there are those of us who choose to get directly involved in what the car is doing \, what we want it to do, and when. I made the decision to reinvest in a lot of $$$ in my 308 GTBi and hope to drive as long as I'm able. I learned on and have always preferred shifting (my '50 Studebaker convertible, '53 MGTD, '54 Jag 120, '60 Kharman Ghia, 64 Baracuda, 66 Corvair Corsa, 7 of 9 VWs, '90 Audi Quatro coupe, 97 Chevy S10 truck, '02 Porsche Boxster, etc...I leave our 2 automatic cars for my wife and guests (who can't drive a manua)l. In case you think my wife doesn't know how to use a manual, she is the one who chose to buy a manual Boxster and drove it top-down 10 out of 12 months a year. I learned driving a stick shift and taught my three kids and grand kids as well ...You have to admit, driving a manual car forces a driver to pay more attention to driving and less attention elsewhere. So, you will beat me whenever we theoretically race, but I will beat you driving the back roads by a country SMILE.
    No offense to paddle shifters (they are the now and foreseeable future...BUT... Long live my dog-legged gated manual shifter!!!
     

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