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I think it’s fair to conclude that the bloke with that bed is single… And that he’s still in his parents house.
In the heart of Italy, where legends are born, Ferruccio Lamborghini, a visionary sworn. With passion ablaze and a mechanical flair, He crafted machines beyond compare. On his birthday, we celebrate his might, A pioneer in the realm of speed and light. From the raging bulls he brought to life, To conquer roads with unyielding strife. In Sant'Agata Bolognese, his dreams took flight, In the roar of engines, his spirit ignites. The Miura, a marvel, sleek and sublime, Captured the essence of a timeless prime. 350, Countach and Diablo sing, Echoes of power, they're the king. Each creation a symphony of speed, A testament to Lamborghini's creed. From winding roads to the racetrack's bend, Lamborghini's legacy continues to ascend. With each passing year, we honor his name, Ferruccio Lamborghini, forever aflame. So raise a toast to the man of dreams, Whose legacy gleams in the sun's golden beams. Happy birthday, Ferruccio, your legacy soars, In the thunderous applause of Lamborghini's roars.
Yes, cunninglinguist powered by AI In a garage gleaming with chrome and flair, Carl stood, heart heavy with a secret to share. His lover approached, eyes bright and gay, Unaware of the news Carl had that day. “Love,” Carl began, his voice soft and low, “I’ve bought another car, I wanted you to know.” His lover’s smile faltered, a flicker of surprise, But Carl continued, meeting his gaze with steady eyes. “It’s a Ferrari,” he said, his voice now a sigh, “The one I’ve dreamt of, soaring through the sky.” His lover paused, then nodded with a grin, Understanding Carl’s passion deep within. Together they walked to the garage’s embrace, Where Carl unveiled his newest chase. The Ferrari sparkled, a vision of speed and grace, Reflecting Carl’s heart, in this sacred space. They sat side by side, hands intertwined, Carl shared his joy, his lover’s heart aligned. For in that moment, amidst engines’ roar, Their love soared higher, forevermore. With each Ferrari, a tale to be told, Of Carl, the enthusiast, brave and bold. And his lover, who embraced with open heart, Their bond a testament, never to depart.
I think the funniest poem chatGPT came up with was when I typed in: 'Write a poem about driving on Chinese tyres, your Rabbi wallet and not spending money on maintenance" I had tears running down my cheeks, however I was too chicken to post it. Perhaps it can come up over the weekend.