Aussie joke thread

And the biggest joke of all is, we paid for her to represent the country!
That's the best we've got,............ to score zero from ANY of the judges.
This would have better, Kath hasn't got a PHD but she's completed a TAFE course!

https://www.tiktok.com/@aussiehumour1/video/7401822385323674888

 

She was selected because the IOC is woke through and through. This is the 1st sentence of her Phd thesis. (don't forget to call her Doctor )

This thesis critically interrogates how masculinist practices of breakdancing offers a site for the transgression of gendered norms.

 

Here's one I bought earlier:

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Good lord [emoji849]


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Wow........... she must be really smart..
But, just because you can hold a hose doesn't make you a fireman.

 

You know Whom you are. [emoji41]

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You know that picture actually pre-dates the internet? Been around since I first got a FIAT!

 

So do Wes’s jokes.


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When you see it. [emoji41]

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Photo taken either outside Greg or Carl's place. Situation normal.

 

they wish

 

What a knob!!!

 

That's what we all say when Ian hops into the spa

 

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Tewantin?


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Inala

 

Noosaville.....

 

Kew? There could be a tower on that caravan.

 

So is Rob on holiday?, or have I missed a kerfuffle [emoji51]


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was wondering the same.
Greg, check the spa room again..make sure he is not stuck in there

 

I don't speed

 

Funnily enough that’s Gavin, At the time he was a “Today tonight” cameraman and We spent 2 weeks together on the Sydney Olympics, lovely guy with lots of stories [emoji4]


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So it was you in the shadow?

 

LOL.