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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. knocker

    knocker F1 World Champ

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    #9226 knocker, Aug 30, 2024
    Hahaha [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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  2. FazzerPorscheman

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    #9227 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 1, 2024
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  3. Horse

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    #9228 Horse, Sep 1, 2024
  4. FazzerPorscheman

    FazzerPorscheman F1 World Champ

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    #9229 FazzerPorscheman, Sep 2, 2024
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  5. I16

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    #9230 I16, Sep 2, 2024
  6. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #9231 simon klein, Sep 2, 2024
  7. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior
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    #9232 pkl03, Sep 13, 2024
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  8. Horse

    Horse Three Time F1 World Champ
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    #9233 Horse, Oct 15, 2024
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  9. Ferraridoc

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    #9234 Ferraridoc, Oct 15, 2024
  10. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #9235 simon klein, Oct 15, 2024
  11. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #9236 moretti, Oct 15, 2024
  12. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
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    #9237 IanB, Oct 15, 2024
    You beach one car...
     
  13. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #9238 moretti, Oct 15, 2024
    You leave your luggage at one hotel
     
  14. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior
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    #9239 pkl03, Oct 16, 2024
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  15. IanB

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    #9240 IanB, Oct 18, 2024
    I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.

    Turns out he only does odd jobs.
     
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  16. islerodreaming

    islerodreaming Formula 3

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    #9241 islerodreaming, Oct 19, 2024
    I was driving down the road and I saw my ex..

    Isn't it funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over time...
     
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  17. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
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    #9242 IanB, Oct 22, 2024
    • Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go 'you know, I'm not as hungry as I thought i was'?
     
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  18. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #9243 simon klein, Oct 23, 2024
     
  19. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #9244 moretti, Oct 23, 2024
    I'm liking this side of Ian
     
  20. islerodreaming

    islerodreaming Formula 3

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    #9245 islerodreaming, Oct 23, 2024
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  21. pkl03

    pkl03 Formula Junior
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    #9246 pkl03, Nov 7, 2024
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  22. kerrari

    kerrari Two Time F1 World Champ

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    #9247 kerrari, Nov 7, 2024
  23. IanB

    IanB F1 World Champ
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    #9248 IanB, Nov 11, 2024
    • Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
     
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #9249 moretti, Nov 11, 2024
    Thanks dad :)
     
  25. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #9250 simon klein, Nov 11, 2024
     
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