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F-Chat Confessional

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    Forgive me F-Chat for I have sinned. It’s been forever since my last confession.

    Since then I have committed the following sins:

    I have coveted other cars including a number of 911s, a Lexus, 2 280SLs a TR6 and even the new Turbo Miata.

    I have not checked the tire pressure in several of my cars for well over a month.

    I have not washed the Suburban, Volvo or Toyota truck in over a year.

    Summer before last, I let the battery electrolyte get low in my Transalp.

    When I was in Med School, I once used a piece of flint sandpaper to hone a brake cylinder in my BMW 2002.

    When I was in college, I once put a quart of convenience store motor oil in my Opel.

    When I was in high school, I brought my Mom’s Plymouth Valiant home one late, stormy night. I sat in the car for about ten minutes to let the rain slack up and ran inside.
    My father angrily woke me up the next morning because I left it idling all night.

    For these sins I seek forgiveness.
     
  2. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    You had an Opel? Cool, what color was it. I saw one the other day. Interesting car... I've got to go see a doctor about this illness.

    Dr "Who always wants what he doesn't have" Tax

    ps I had a Dodge Dart. Remember those? Pushbutton tranny. I used to buy oil by the 5 gallon bucket. Everytime I put gas in, I had to put oil in. Ah, back in the day. Nobody ever gave me any trouble in that car cause they could see that I had absolutely nothing to lose.
     
  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    Light green Opel 1900, stripper.

    Valiant also with the push buttons, way Buck Rogers!

    Had a Slant 6; sold to a farmer who wanted the engine for his tractor.
     
  4. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Rossa Subscribed

    Dec 6, 2002
    79,368
    Houston, Texas
    Full Name:
    Bubba
    '74 Dodge Dart here also. Tried to kill it since new, but it never died.

    What ELSE are you supposed to use for a brake hone????LOL!

    Later!

    PS Don't you think that No Name oil comes from the same dinosaurs???????
     
  5. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

    Jan 9, 2004
    7,765
    Nova Scotia Canada
    Full Name:
    Neil
    As a matter of fact, No Name oil comes from fat dinosaurs.
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    P.S. I once drove off with the block heater in my 240D still plugged in.
     
  7. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 5, 2001
    26,445
    Panther City, Texas
    Full Name:
    WJHMH
    "All is forgiven, just give me 50 hail Enzos & check your belts."
     
  8. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

    Nov 20, 2002
    17,673
    Tauranga, NZ
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    Pete
    Hahaha, that is too funny, and it did not run out of gas or overheat. Man what a car! ... that is impressive!

    Pete
     
  9. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

    Dec 12, 2003
    922
    Metro St. Louis
    Full Name:
    Chris Losito
    Hey, I STILL have a dart. See profile.

    Had 3 different kinds oils in it at one point. Formulas, not just brands. :)
    Has never seen a 60/40 mix of coolant. EVER.
    Put 6000 miles on it with a bad accelerator pump (carb).
    Drove it 12 miles home with no brakes.
    Transmission hasn't seen a kind act in God knows how many years.
     
  10. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Jul 20, 2003
    52,410
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    Dirty Harry
    Ever seen a 27 year-old cherry tree blossom?

    Had sex with a preacher's daughter in her dad's car.

    Three times.
     
  11. VIZSLA

    VIZSLA Four Time F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Jan 11, 2008
    41,692
    Sarasota
    Full Name:
    David
    I learned to drive on a 62 Valiant. Spent a lot of time fishing out those push buttons when they disappeared into the dash. Ended up lunching the engine.
     

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