100 %-----------------------------------

From a strictly mathematical point of view, it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
yout
here,
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s Kissing will put you over the top!

 

TONY

I THINK THE WEATHER IN ENGLAND HAS AFFECTED YOU MATE, YOU HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, BUT DO ENJOY YOUR POSTS

BRUCE

 

I like this so much, I'm going to print it and post it in my home office!

 

This reminds me of the old "Women are evil" algebra problem.

All men know that women take time and money, it can therefore be said that...

Women = Time * Money

And since time IS money it can be said that...

Women = Money * Money = Money^2 (that’s squared by the way)

And since money is the root of all EVIL, it can be said that….

Money = √Evil

Therefore….

Women = (√Evil)^2

And therefore….

Women = EVIL.

 

HAHA! Bruce,

I do my best to fit work into my Fchat postings.....
Regards
Tony

 

...TONY

 

Tony,

Some great posts. although this is an old one. Still entertaining though!

 

I have always found it interesting that grade school teachers always try and say there is nothing more than 100%. But yet, there is. So why do they teach lies?