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Blond Joke

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  1. ArtS

    ArtS F1 World Champ
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    A blonde, wanting to earn some money,decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
    She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
    "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
    The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
    The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
    The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" he asked.
    "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
    Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50, gave it to her and said he'd call her whenever he had another job for her to do.
    The blond thanked him and as she was walking back down the path, she called out "And by the way, I know everybody thinks blondes are stupid, but I thought you should know that it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
     
  2. matteo

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    What is the first thing a blond does in the morning?









    goes home.

    Ba dum dum crash
     
  3. matteo

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    What is the first thing a blond does in the morning?









    Whoever is next to her

    Ba dum dum crash
     
  4. John_G

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    A bar Patron saunters up to a bar, and asks the bar-keep: Would you like to hear a great "Blond Joke"?"

    The bar-keep: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

    P: "Well, why not?"

    Blond #1: "Because I might not like it, and I MIGHT have to mop the floor with you afterwards!"

    Blond #2: "Because I might not like it, and my Boyfriend might get mad and mop the floor with you!"

    Blond #3: "AND, because I might not like it, and I might just kick you where it will REALLY hurt!"

    B-K: "Well, are you SURE you want to tell a Blond Joke?"

    P: "No, I guess not. I don't want to explain it three times."
     
  5. Bryan

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    Don't we have a rule about this joke...
     
  6. tbakowsky

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    What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

    A burnett with bad breath....


    Thank you..I'll be here all night..please tip your waitress
     
  7. redhead

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    Why do blondes wear underware?




    To keep their ankles warm.
     
  8. coolestkidever

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    you should make it a goal or yours to post that first picture in every thread where a woman or washing a Ferrari is mentioned.
     
  9. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie

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    I love the link that is watermarked in that picture.

    www.skins.be

    http://www.virtuagirl2.com/index.php?nlw=&CT=1 <<nsfw>>

    ^^^^^^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  10. maranelloman

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  11. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie

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    You say that like something might be wrong with that. :D
     
  12. maranelloman

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    Nah, I'm just jealous. Us old guys can't keep up with you young balla's, yo.
     
  13. redhead

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    WERD!
     
  14. maranelloman

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    #15 maranelloman, Jan 1, 2005
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  15. ArtS

    ArtS F1 World Champ
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    Maranelloman, Re the first blond picture in this thread: I've always wondered about that pic. what's with the towel hanging down? Tampon?

    Art S.
     
  16. maranelloman

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    No, it's just that she gets...um...aroused by the prancing horse.

    If you follow me here...

    :D:D:D
     
  17. ArtS

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    And frothy too - apparently.

    Art S.
     

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