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  1. BigAl

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    Don't forget Dec 23rd is Festivus! "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

    Who are you planning to air your grievances against?
     
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    I've got a big ass bone to pick with our cleaning lady who threw away my dandruff shampoo when she cleaned my shower. I had it upside down with at least 2-3 good squirts left.....b!tch.
     
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    that's the spirit!!!!
     
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    Gotta get the pole out of the attic.
     
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    The tax auditor at City of Scottsdale gets my vote. What a PITA.
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    Festivus? A 'gripe day'?
     
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    Keith, we're gonna pretent that you didn't ask question, and assume that you know what we are referring to is from a Seinfeld episode!
     
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    I like my POLE up year round.
     
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    Haven't been able to watch TV for years! I'll be quiet...
     
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    Well, the weather finally cleared in South Florida. I get to drive the 348 to work. It's another Festivus miracle!
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    I have GOT to get one of them. :)
     
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    I knew Tillman would be a true believer!
     
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    TBS is showing the Festivus episode tonight at 9pm EST.

    Here is an article from the Detroit Free Press that discusses the history of Festivus:

    Michigan has long been a melting pot of cultures, so celebrating the holidays with a diverse group of friends can get tricky. That's where Festivus, the "holiday for the rest of us," comes in.

    Invented in 1966 by a Reader's Digest editor but made popular through a 1997 "Seinfeld" episode, the fictional celebration has been brought to life by fervent supporters across the country -- including Clarkston native Blake Coe.

    According to the "Seinfeld" episode, Festivus is celebrated on Dec. 23 and is marked by a tinsel-free aluminum pole, feats of strength -- like wrestling -- and the airing of grievances, during which followers tell loved ones how they have disappointed them during the year.

    Though Coe, 24, also celebrates Christmas, he said Festivus is a welcome break from the holidays.

    "With all of the things that now make the Christmas season about political correctness, over-commercialization and greed, it is refreshing that Festivus separates itself from that," said Coe, who has been celebrating the fictional holiday for five years.

    Coe recently moved to Chicago, but he'll be home in Clarkston for Festivus. On Saturday, Coe's parents, Sally and Ken, put up the pole. Grandma was there, too.

    Coe said he bought the aluminum pole -- a centerpiece of Festivus celebrations -- a few years ago at Home Depot for $5. However, merchants are now selling them online for almost $40. "I wish we had thought of that at the time," Blake Coe said, laughing.

    The term "Festivus" yields more than 20,000 Web sites in monthly Google searches, said Allen Salkin, who tracked the figures for his new book, "Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us," which was released in October by Warner Books.

    "Nobody else is writing about it, but it is out there -- a very deep and widespread subculture," Salkin said. "I think it has to do with a need for tolerance and a holiday where you don't exclude anybody."

    Coe and his friends observe the feats of strength by holding annual billiards and video game tournaments. As for the airing of grievances -- "we pretty much go around and talk about each other's less finer moments," said Pat Heber, a Clarkston resident who recently graduated from Michigan State University.

    Typically, the feats of strength, or aggression-absorbing activities, are held immediately after the airing of grievances, but there are no hard and fast rules, Salkin said.

    That flexibility makes it easy for everyone to celebrate Festivus, he added.

    But not everyone will. Elizabeth Zill of Frankenmuth, who is featured in Salkin's book, said one Festivus celebration was enough for her family. A few years ago, Zill strung lights around a metal coat rack and presented it to her teenage daughter as an alternative to the Christmas tree the family never bought.

    "Oh, my daughter was ticked at me," Zill said, laughing. "George didn't find it too amusing either," she added, referring to "Seinfeld" character George Costanza (Jason Alexander), who was less than thrilled about his father's idea. "I have a George."
     
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    You’re a disappointment!

    Happy Festivus!
     

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