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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
    sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
    but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
    towards the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
    theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
    dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
    place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

    They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

    The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
    guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies........."

    She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."
     
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  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    lol...:)
     
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  3. LittleBro

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    *tumbleweed*


    :D
     
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  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    LOL, i thought it was rather witty...! i figured everyone who read this would've replied... It was a great joke to start the day with... Oh well... Maybe if i made fun French people or some other nationality, more people would've laughed... :)
     
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  5. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Hoho hohoho hoooooo hohoho hahahahhAAAAAAA HAH *snort*
     
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  6. racerx3317

    racerx3317 F1 Veteran

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    :/ lol pretty funny
     
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  7. Supercarlover

    Supercarlover Formula 3

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    I'm laughing. :D
     
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  8. Alex_V

    Alex_V F1 Rookie BANNED

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    heh heh heh <------- (Mild laugh)

    but funny none the less........
     
    Alex_V, Jun 28, 2005
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  9. LittleBro

    LittleBro Formula 3

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    I'm playing with you mate, I've read worse on here.

    Jamie
     
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  10. dm_n_stuff

    dm_n_stuff Four Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Ouch.

    Not bad, Carbon.

    OH, gotta take you up on the discounted online subscription, just at the beach, and time becomes a little hazy.

    Dave
     
    dm_n_stuff, Jun 28, 2005
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  11. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

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    it was ok. Ever heard of skull-f-ing?
     
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  12. tvrfreak

    tvrfreak F1 Rookie BANNED

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    He should have replied, "Glad you don't keep an eye out all the time." :)

    What's wrong with the joke thread? Maxed out?
     
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