Home remedies

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

 

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Nice.

 

1:Warm scotch works well too, may need several applications though;
2:Real men eat meat, potatoes don't need chopping ;
3:Shower handiest;
Rest look OK.

 

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Cold Beer?

 

dude thats great !!!! lol

 

7b. Toothache forgotten, but wish thumb felt like the other one? Smash thumb #2.

8. Designated Driver, but feel left out? Smash full beer can or bottle against head. Repeat if necessary. Gives you the hangover without the fuss and bother of nausea and vomiting & cheap, too!

 

Real men don't drink scotch with ice.

Ask PJO...well, I guess we can't do that now.