Horsefly Humor

Johnny Cochran stopped by Neverland Ranch late one night to advise Michael Jackson with his ongoing legal problems. He found the front door ajar, so he cautiously stepped into the house. There in the living room, he found a half dozen young boys running around in their underwear, drinking "Jesus Juice" out of Coke cans as Michael was reclining on the couch, smiling and enjoying the party. One of the young boys was drinking straight out of a glass, right out in the open. Johnny was appalled at the scene, and quickly ran over to Michael and started voicing his opinion. "Michael, this type of behavior is unacceptable. You've got young boys drinking alledged "Jesus Juice" out of Coke cans. Half of them are staggering around completely drunk. One of them isn't evening bothering to hide it. He's drinking right out of a glass!" Michael continues to smile and enjoy the scene, oblivious to the legal ramifications. Johnny finally decides to get Michael's attention. He grabs him by the collar and yanks him off the couch and throws him up against the living room wall.

"Listen to me Michael. No matter what I might say out in public, take my word for it: Juice ALWAYS belongs in the can !!!"
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O.J. Simpson, Phil Spectre, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?"
O.J. says, "I'll have a Bloody Mary."
Phil Spectre says, "I've only got time for one quick shot."
Michael Jackson says, "Nothing for me. Where's your little boy's room?"

 

Apparently rumors of kids drinking "Jesus Juice" out of Coke cans at Neverland Ranch are completely false.
Turns out that Michael Jackson's favorite soft drink is...Nehi. (Knee high)

 

Really? (re·al·ly)

DL

 

What's soft and brown and often found in a child's diaper?




Michael Jackson's hand!




Yeah I know, I know, but "soft and pasty-white" ruins the punchline.




Old and stale you say? OK let's hear your MJ joke.

 

Oldie but goodie.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

He heard boys' pants were half-off.

 

How do you know it's bedtime at Neverland?

The big hand touches the little hand.




What do Michael Jackson, and Michael Jordan have in common?

They both played ball in the Minor League.




How do you tell Michael Jackson is throwing a party?

All the Big Wheels in the driveway.




What's black and white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

 

Heeyyy-ooooooooo!

 

Yup, he's an Icon, all right...
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What's the new Florida State vegetable?

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DL

 

BRING BACK MAD DOG

 

What did the mother say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my sun (son) !

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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