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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

    A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'
    The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
    Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

    The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'

    The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
    around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
    him, 'What's your IQ?'

    The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about
    football, baseball, and so on.

    The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'

    The man went out and came back in a third time. As before,
    the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
    The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'
     
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  2. Aureus

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    Is there a one-day ban for blatant flame bait?
     
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    The man went out again and came back in a fourth time. As before,
    the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '25.'
    The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Kerry?'
     
    Admiral Thrawn, Jun 30, 2004
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  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    Looks like this site is mostly inhabited by republicans...
     
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  5. coolestkidever

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    The man went out and came back in and the robot asked his iq and the man said "200" and the robot said "So, you are gonna vote for Nader again"

    :D Just thought we should give all the parties equal time.
     
    coolestkidever, Jul 2, 2004
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  6. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Given the statistical anamoly the 200 is, it makes sense: those were the 30 Nader votes.
     
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