JUMBLE...

Was gonna post this in Rossa, but decided to put it here... You folks are familiar with JUMBLE, right...? In the paper...? Unscramble the words, yadda yadda... i'll post a scrambled word, first person to unscramble it wins and has to post a different scrambled word for someone else to unscramble, etc... Let's try to keep it reasonable - what i mean by reasonable is, not too many of us can unscramble reticuloendothelial or chlorotrifluoramethane or hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia so let's stick to words we all know... Also, words like AIECLPR can be unscrambled to form either REPLICA or CALIPER, so if you intended for one and someone unscrambled it the other way, they still win...


i'll start off with something easy:
PLIERAC

 

LOTUS


FISRHET

 

Doc, that one was already done; you've gotta solve Dave's...


...which, i'll admit, was a bit difficult; first, i came up with:
IE JUROR DREAMS

Then i finally came up with 3 complete words...
JEDI ARMOR RUSE

...another try, with the alternative spelling of armour...
JEDI'S RE-ARMOUR

Then i picked this out; thought he was making fun of me...
MAJOR RIDE USER

But then i finally figured it out:
OJ IS A MURDERER

Nice, Dave.

 

But anyway, here's the next word:

LOLMRAAEN

 

i don't know, it's hard to read when it's upside down...

 

That's just wrong, Tom... In fact, i have a challenge for all of you PhotoShop-savvy folks: try and photoshop a picture of me to where i DON'T look so ugly... Let's see you do THAT...!

 

POLITICKING KIA PICKLES

POLITICAL SPIKING KE

KIKI POLICING STAPLE

A SKELKIN POLITIC PIG

I STACKING I KOPPEL LI

AI LICK SLIPPING TOKE

I SAIL KLEPTO PICKING

I COPPING AT IKE SKILL

I GOT SKILL PANIC PIKE

PEI LACKING POLITIKS

I POP SKILL ACTING IKE

I OK SPILLING I PACKET

PA SICKLE POLITIKING

IE SLAPPING TOIL KICK

SPOILING PACK LIKE IT

C, I LIKE SLAPPING IT, OK?

I SLAPPING IT I TICKLE OK

IKI SPACKLE PILOTING

SKEPTICAL LIKING POI

SLACKING LIKE I POP IT

I SLAP IT LIKE POCKING

POST A PIC KILLING IKE

I'LL POST A KING IKE PIC

...c'mon, Dave, how 'bout a hint... i'm struggling here... At least separate the jumbled words, this could take forever...

 

Unretouched, Tom...? Just what exactly does that mean...? That it hasn't been touched since the last time it was touched...?