Mornin Tone...................................

A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open at the collar,
but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to
get in.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and
discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper
cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck,
manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends
dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer suspiciously looks him
over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can
come in - just don't start anything."

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DL