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  1. RP

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    My Assignment!!

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    My wife has given me an assignment. Her personal trainer here in Chihuahua, Mexico, just got divorced, finally, and she is ready for a real relationship.

    My assignment, try to find a really great man for her. Am I in trouble or what??

    Ross is 36, speaks English, has her visa, kids are mid teens and live with their father.
    So, she is not looking for a ticket out of here. She is a national champion body builder in Mexico. She dresses great in street clothes, more south Beach than Mexico.


    So here is the caveat, she is a true health "nut", so a meat and potatoes guy is not going to cut it. She is intelligent, funny, great personality. So someone like William has no chance. :}

    She works out daily.

    I have of course seen her, spoken to her, she is a real hottie. So any suggestions? Guy should be at least 45, not jealous, and physically fit.

    Not jealous.....is that possible?
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  2. nsxter

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    Ron, are you kidding? Too bad she's overweight and ugly..........NOT!!!! What an assignment, you poor guy. I guess Fabio is out if the question, too old by now. I'll see if I can think of someone else. Good luck!
     
  3. FLY YELLOW

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    I have a few questions.....
    Why go on Florida region (FERRARI!!!) Chat to find her a guy? You know what that says!
    Why does her ex husband have the kids?...... NOT a good sign.
    Why (if she really is 36) does she want a guy 9+ years her senior? This leads me to believe that she is looking for a sugar daddy.
    Why wouldn't someone like William have a chance? He's a very well off, generous, intelligent guy. She would be lucky to have someone like him. ....Not to speak for him, but I think she is way too old for him! lol
    Other than that Ron, she's not that bad! ;)
     
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  4. oss117

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    She's smoking hot, if you ask me.....
     
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    Agreed on all counts John.

    In RP's defense, maybe he's checking in with his friends first.
     
  6. htb3

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    I guess I am out of it once you tell her about our nationwide quest for Hoffman Cheddar Cheese.

    Besides after my last girlfriend I have sworn off divorcees or people with kids due to all the drama. So all I can try to date are 25 year olds that dont want to date me because I am too old, or near 40 year olds whose biological clocks are ticking that are desperate to have kids and dump me after I tell them that I dont want any, or widows that were friends of my parents that I have no interest in because they are so old.

    I agree that she is hot, but I wouldnt want to piss her off. With all those muscles she would beat the crap out of me!
     
  7. oss117

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    Ron, one question comes to mind though:
    Why would a girl with those looks and as good as you say she is (no reason to doubt) would need help finding not just one guy, but any guy she wants?

    Anyway, why not bring her at the next C&C?
     
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    would she like to live in Jupiter? lol
     
  9. malex

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    Or Ponte Vedra? Though my wife might object . . . ;)
     
  10. WILLIAM H

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    Thanks but this Stallion isn't looking for a full time saddle :)

    Variety is the spice of life
     
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    Always remember.

    No matter how good looking she is; no matter how smart she is; no matter how funny she is; no matter how good a cook she is; no matter how good in bed she is....

    Some guy, somewhere is sick of putting up with her ****.
     
  13. RP

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    John, to answer your questions:

    Florida because that is where my wife and I will living again starting June. Besides, where else can a person fit in whose primary language is Spanish, and the weather is beautiful? She is a fitness expert, fitness is big in Florida.

    Laws are very different in Mexico, where in the USA they favor the woman, in Mexico, they favor the man. Incredibly so.

    I always tell any young woman that she needs to find a man at least 7+ years older than her, for two reasons. One, men generally age better than women and you want to avoid the Barbara Bush Syndrome (she always looked like George Sr.'s grandmother, not his wife), and two, women are 5-10 years MORE mature than men. I am 12 years older than my wife, and I am no sugar daddy. In person, I thought Ross was closer to 30, and I was not only looking at her caboose.

    Can you imagine William giving up meat and potatoes and Buenos Aires?
     
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    She knows no one in Florida, only trying to make the introduction. How else would it happen? Not many Gringolitos in Chihuahua, Mexico. To add to what Paul said, just change the pronoun "she" to "he", it goes both ways. She was married to a Latin male.

    I met my wife on the internet when I was recovering from my accident. She is also easy on the eyes, she could have picked anyone, she already had her visa, and was not looking for way out of her country. She made the conscious decision to go Gringo. Lucky for me.

    When I worked in Miami for 20+ years I dated many Latin women that had married a Latin man, then got divorced. Every one told me the same thing, they would never go Latin again.

    Like I said, just trying to make the introduction for this young lady at my wife's request.
     
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    Some of the reponses posted seem to be much of the same derogatory BS folks post when someone lists a car for sale.

    Instead of just reading and wishing the seller luck, some people just have to be haters.

    Some of you are nothing but consistent.

    As for William, he may not be buying, but I'm sure he'd like a "test drive". Who wouldn't?

    I have you beat Ron, my Latin is 15 years younger than me.

    That being said - GLWS RP!



    Cheers
     
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  16. RP

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    Thanks! I went back and did the math again, did not count all of the figures correctly. I am 14 years older than the wife, not 12.
     
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    I'd be glad to show her around town

    I wont even talk politics w her :)
     
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    Although this thread is somewhat wierd.....I guess it is better than the shirts, shoes, and purses you usually try selling, Ron.....lol...
     
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    We need an Fchat dating nexus

    Imagine a cross between Fchat & THE BIG BANG THEORY :)
     
  20. RP

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    Apparently, there is no one in Florida that qualifies? This young lady is an absolute hottie, no photoshop, no 10 year old photos. I am happy to make the introduction as I would not be embarrassed.

    All I see is juvenile comments. Wrong category, or wrong website?
     
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  21. RP

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    You would get the Limp Dick Theory.
     
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    my offer to come to Jupiter still stands.........................regardless of what anyone thinks!
     
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    Words of wisdom....yes, it usually works that way...
     
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    Laws are very different in Mexico, where in the USA they favor the woman, in Mexico, they favor the man. Incredibly so.


    AHA.....I am moving to Mexico !!!
     
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    I could use some personal training.
     

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