Quick joke

Hope it's not a repost.

"Hello"

> >
> >
> > :
> > A woman is having an affair during the day while
> > her husband is at work. Her
> > 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> > and hides in the bedroom
> > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes
> > home. She puts her lover in
> > the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
> > in there already.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > Man - "That's nice."
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > Boy - "$250"
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
> > boy and the lover
> > are in the closet together.
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> > "How much?"
> > Boy - "$750"
> > Man - "Fine."
> >
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy,
> > "Grab your glove, let's go
> > outside and have a game of catch."
> > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
> > glove."
> > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> >
> > Boy - "$1,000"
> > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
> > your friends like that...
> > that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
> > going to take you
> > to church and make you confess."
> >
> > They go to the church and the father makes the
> > little boy sit in
> > the confession booth and he closes the door.
> > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > The priest says, "Don't start that **** again...."

 

Hazel, a widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach,
Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his
blanket on
the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir.
How are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again
turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Sunrise," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Hazel persisted. "Do you like
*****cats?"

With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore
off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How
did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"