Riddles

Didn't I tell you that one CARBON. Thanks for ruining it MACOY.

 

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What has an eye but cannot see?
How many sides does a circle have?
The buyer doesn't use it, the maker doesn't want it and the user never sees it?
There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?

 

Ok one for you. Simple really

A man and his son is in a car. The car has an accident and the father dies. The son is taken to hospital to ER. The doctor walks into the room, sees the patient and says "Oh my god. I cant operate on him. He is my son". How can this be?

 

What has an eye but cannot see?
Needle

How many sides does a circle have?
2 - Inside and outside

The buyer doesn't use it, the maker doesn't want it and the user never sees it?

There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?
Buying a Ferrari without telling your wife!

 

Mommy stiched him up

 

The buyer doesn't use it, the maker doesn't want it and the user never sees it?
Coffin

There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?
Making yourself go bye bye.

 

I prefer my answer!

 

Ok i know it was easy but that must be a record!

 

Using a standard QWERTY keyboard, what is the longest english word that can be typed with the left hand?

 

thanks alot guys...heres one of mine

A billionare is a home counting his money for a bank deposit. he leaves home to go to the bank to deposit $100,000. when he arrives at the bank he discovers he is $100 short. He call home and his butler answers the billionare explains the situation and the butler says he saw the $100 bill when he was cleaning the study and put it on top of the green book on the desk. the billionare rushes home to get the $100 but its not ontop of the green book. as the billionare is searching for the bill his maid walks by the doorway. the billionare asks the maid if she had seen the $100 bill she says yes she saw it as she was dusting and put it in the green book between pages 87 and 88. the billionare rushes to the phone to call the police. with out looking in the green book he knows the $100 bill is stolen and who stole it. how?

 

In a normal book pages 87 and 88 would be back to back.

 

Do you have to keep your left hand still {in the left hand "place" on the k/b?

 

I think Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwenuakitanat is the name of a New Zealand hill.

 

on the ball gto...

On an island lives a dragon and a knight. there are 7 poisoned wells on the island as well, numbered 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. if you drink from a poisoned well you must drink from a well of a higher number to cancel out the poison. only the dragon can reach well 7 as it is atop a mountain. one day the knight and dragon hold a duel. they both bring a glass to the duel, switch glasses and drink. shortly after the dragon dies and the knight lives. why

 

Yes.

 

an arab king must will his fortune to one of his two sons. He tells his sons to get on their camels for a race. he tells them 10 miles out in the desert is a finish line the camel that crosses it last will win the fortune for its owner. the two sons wonder through the desert for days not wanting to cross the finish line first when they come across an old wise man. they explain the situation to him and he tells them something that makes them rush to cross the finish line first. what did he tell them?

 

I don't think that's English....

 

The old man told them to switch camels.

 

There's like a 170 letter word too. Take a look in the record books for it.

 

I dunno. I think I heard it once but I forget what it was.

 

Jerry, i have no recollection of ever hearng that... i just remember picking up cigarette butts from my youth...

 

i want to say that the knight had well 6 water in his glass and the dragon had well 7 water in its glass and that when they switched, the dragon drank well 6 water, but that seems too easy and it also sounded like the dragon could just fly up to well 7 atop the mountain... i'm curious as to the answer...

 

DES...keep thinking it helps to re-read the riddle. I drew a pic of the island when I was doing it to make it visual.

 

Ok, i'm sitting here with a silly picture scribbled onto a Post-It! note and i've read the riddle over and over... Now i officially feel like a dork... LOL, can i have a hint...? Please...? Pretty please...?