ROADKILL/HEADLESS

WTF...is the Deal....I live in the Northeast.....I would say 1 of every 10 dead dear that I see is Headless....WTF!

 

It is the work of a serial killer.

Perhaps two.

 

Saw one this morning......No HEAD!

 

Serial killer or deer?

 

I saw a dead possum once.

 

Head or no head?

Are you sure it was dead? Maybe it was, you know, playing possum.

 

Aliens?

 

maybe some of those cheap hunters run them over with their jacked up truck and cut the head off to mount on their wall.....

That's what I would do

 

Those are my sentiments......Just dont get it though.

 

there went augustines diet.......... and if you find the head, i would bet the eyes are missing and you ll find DNA from augustine around the eye sockets.

 

hey who doesn't want to get head? it's good when it's for free, this seems a bit too deer though.

 

Must be the work a remote ninja tribe. Or perhaps an army of midgets, getting ready to take over the world ...

 

My God man yes...that is the only possible answer!

 

Fire up one of those Cubans and forget about it!

 

no it's obviously a tribe of the ninja midgets army. they are masters of many styles of combat and amputee porn.

 

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Jesus! When did they start filtering this place for language?

 

Trolls?

 

*shakes his head* that is technically impossible.
You see, pornography is only visible by people 48" tall, because the ninja religion does not allow TV furniture to be any lower. Combine that with the fact that the IMAMATW (International Midgets Association of Midgets Across The World) says no midget can be described as such if he's taller than 46", and his forehead shorter than 2".
Remember, flying ninjas were killed by pornography, because they could not fly and masturbate at the same time, so they all fell to their death.

So this means it can only be an act perpetrated by pirates willing to kill the deers to death! And it's commonly known that pirate ships are referred to as "deer-head-choppers-arrrrrr!".

 

they make it, not watch it.

i've seen some jap stuff that show your theory doesn't hold water, in fact your ideas are so leaky you need some sanitary pads.

 

You people are seriously deranged.

I like that.

 

Icabod Deer!!!!

 

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

well then guys,call in CSI to investigate and Gill grusum will give you the answer.

 

Forget all your speculations. Supposedly some Rogaine-addicted mercenaries from Wyoming have been spotted in that area. And word has it, they're been seen cruising in a yellow 550, in search of deer to decpitate. They're conviced the deers' brainwaves are being controlled by the latest military laser technology, which will one day make them turn against mankind.

....come in Darth...come in Matteo....