Trunk Monkey

No, not slander, but a series of funny spots from a dealer group out of Oregon:

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/index.htm

 

Quite frankly, I’m disgusted! I am sick and tried of you humans making fun of me and my breed. Being a monkey is hard enough without this kind of crap. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a job when your only options are anchorman, senator or that stupid trunk? And what’s with the dam tricycles? I hope the day will come when a monkey can drive down the street in his new Ferrari and not have people stare at him. And don’t even try to tell me they’d stare at you too. Just another example of the tyranny of oppression that exists! I could go on forever...

 

Hey! Go throw your feces on some other board. We don't want that here.

 

Those are hilarious especially where the monkey throws the thief over the bridge.