Tuesday's Joke......

The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House", by the time he
reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to
his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want
you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife