Unbearable.......................!

Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in
Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it
with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns
around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, You've got 2
choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex. Bill bends over
for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear
and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge
grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, that was a big
mistake. You've got 2 choices, Either I maul you to death or we have
sex. Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes
quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged.

Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots
him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns
around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, You
don't really come here for the hunting, do you?

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DL

 

*hanging and shaking head*

 

Lol

 

ACK. That is TERRIBLE, Dave.

Made my day, though!!

 

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