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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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  2. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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  3. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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  4. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    We just had a fatal enema down in Lake Jackson......but I appreciate the thought......

    I was toast today, 'till I remembered I have a Cartier bag under the bed with an 18K white gold roll ring......whew!

    That was close........thought I was gonna have to pawn the surfboards........
     
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  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    The voice of experience there: ALWAYS keep a throw down gift.


    you're good unless she finds the stash.
     
    UroTrash, Feb 14, 2005
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  6. whart

    whart F1 Veteran Honorary Rossa Subscribed

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    Damn, i thought this thread was about veneral disease. Do they still call it that?
     
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  7. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Naw, that's somewhere else!!!!!! Ha!

    Did you see that murder case? Seems the wifey got him to a .47 BAC using sherry......they noted he would have been too drunk to drive....or breathe!

    It was gonna be a wedding band, I say Valentine's Day is.......close enough!
     
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  8. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Nah.........all the old stuff was upstaged by AIDS..........still out there, though.

    You're NOT shopping on 2/14?????? whart???
     
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  9. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    She helped the tykes in Sunday School make cards.......when I asked where the supplies were, she didn't bring them home.....

    I said "Oh, great NOW what am I gonna do????"

    That's it.......Valentine's is cancelled......
     
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  10. Erich

    Erich Formula 3

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    VD its nothing to clap about..............
     
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  11. whart

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  12. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    Thats DRIPping with humor.
     
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  13. GoFerrari28

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    Rectum, damn near killed'em
     
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  14. BigTex

    BigTex Seven Time F1 World Champ Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Happy V. Day everybody....T minus five minutes and counting..........we are 'Go' for lift off...

    I'm gonna have to DRAW the damn card now...I could have really used those heart shaped sponges and finger paint.......

    Oh, well....somebody pour me some Elijah Craig, would ya??????

    *digging around for Sharpie.......*
     
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  15. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ Consultant

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    ED is nothing to get excited about.
     
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  16. Ferrari0324

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    Am I the only one that thinks it's a stupid holiday? A conspiracy against men to get us to buy women stuff from the evil corporation, Hallmark? I'm telling you, it is!
     
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  17. UroTrash

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    I just can't get up for this holiday.
     
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  18. FarmerDave

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    I'm not one for encouragement, but hang in there.
     
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    Stratohammer Karting

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    I have been watching the XKE market for quite a while as "what's her name" has long been desirous of one. She's an automatic kind of girl, but does not like the 2+2 or Series III models - I agree with all but the automatic part.

    In Janaury I found a Series II coupe that had been repowered with a Ford V8 and auto trans. A deal was struck and transport arrangements made. My 8 and 10 year old daughters were aware of the whole deal and have struggled mightily to keep quiet. They did help with the naming, though. Our felines are named using the ICAO phonetic alphabet and they told me that this kitty's name is Golf.

    I tried to have the car here for VD, but my frugality and the vagaries of auto tansport conspired to miss the preferred delivery date. Today Mrs. Stratohammer was presented with a recent photo and the title. Now she's waiting for FedEx. My two little ones nearly blew up today trying to make it to the finish line without severe bean spillage. They deserve a lot of credit and I don't know how their Mom will decide who goes for the first ride!

    Note to Hallmark: It's OK, you still got the usual $$ out of me.
     
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  20. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    In the immortal words of Julius Caesar.......

    Veni VD vici

    I came

    I caught

    I cankered!

    DL
     
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  21. bobafett

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    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Who's on FIIIIYAAAAAH

    --Dan

     
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  22. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

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    Put the Cliffnotes notes down. That is not quite accurate.
     
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  23. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    Yes, but it was Caesar's wife who said: veni vidi visa.

    I came.

    I saw.

    I shopped.
     
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