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Discussion in 'North Midwest - USA (ND, SD, MN, IA, WI, IL)' started by maranelloman, Jan 7, 2005.

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  1. maranelloman

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    How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
    Put up goal posts.

    What do Billy Graham and the Minnesota Vikings have in
    common?
    They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

    Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
    To the Metrodome...they never get a touchdown there.

    What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super bowl ring?
    A thief.

    Why was Viking's coach Mike Tice upset when the Vikings playbook was stolen?
    Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

    What's the difference between Randy Moss and a dollar bill?
    You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

    How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    Nobody knows and we may never find out!

    What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    The Minnesota Vikings.

    What do both the Minnesota Vikings and 'possums have in common?
    Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
     
    maranelloman, Jan 7, 2005
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  2. BigAl

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    too funny Dave!
     
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    I heard Tice got fired so they could hire some new coach from China called Winwun Soon.
     
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    Do you know why team owners won't let IA have a professionsl sports team?

    Because MN would want one!

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    Take the Vikings for example, PLEASE!
     
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    gone 4 good
    Who's laughing now???

    KevFla
     
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  6. BigAl

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    yeah, good point Kevin. Surprised me.
     
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    Don't worry, they'll choke.
     
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    Well, the Eagles did their thing. Looked pretty effortless, too.

    Think Red will finally try to get rid of Moss?
     
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    Who would want him?
     
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    ...and whats with that Buckwheat hairdo?
     
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    Funny and true. I'm from Charleston, WV, the locality from which one Randy Moss hails, and I personally don't understand how he still has a job. I'm ashamed and embarassed because he's from my state. I can only imagine how you feel there on the scene.


    Forza,


    Cavallini
     
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    It's called letting your hair down and it's every bit as funny as buckwheat. ;)


    Forza,


    Cavallini
     
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    Think the sale will go through? Think the Vikes will move?
     
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