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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his
    office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
    truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver
    side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and
    within minutes a policeman pulled up.

    Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
    started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked
    up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the
    same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

    When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the
    officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe
    how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on
    your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from
    the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

    "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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    darth550, Jul 21, 2004
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  2. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Now, THAT is funny as hell, Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    maranelloman, Jul 21, 2004
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  3. VROOM!!!

    VROOM!!! Formula 3

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    LOL! That was really funny. hahah
     
    VROOM!!!, Jul 21, 2004
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  4. Auraraptor

    Auraraptor F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    I liked it.
     
    Auraraptor, Jul 21, 2004
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  5. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

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    Good stuff
     
    coolestkidever, Jul 21, 2004
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  6. zach_300zxTT

    zach_300zxTT Formula Junior

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    Haha...that's great!
     
    zach_300zxTT, Jul 21, 2004
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  7. TcpSec

    TcpSec Formula Junior

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    Did they find the Rolex?
     
    TcpSec, Jul 21, 2004
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  8. SRT Mike

    SRT Mike Two Time F1 World Champ

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    I liked the part about the door.
     
    SRT Mike, Jul 22, 2004
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  9. ryalex

    ryalex Two Time F1 World Champ Consultant Owner

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    LOL!

    I've heard a variation with a young guy in a Porsche, crashed in a ditch.
     
    ryalex, Jul 29, 2004
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