I love those jokes! We used to call them "Dirty Ernie" jokes. I remember another one where the teacher wants to go down the alphabet and have a student say a word that starts with each letter. "A", she says, and Ernie furiously waves his arm. The teacher thinks he'll say a**hole, so she calls on Mary. "Apple", says Mary. Very good. How about "B"? Again, Ernie waves wildly. He'll probably say b*tch, so she calls on Frank. "Ball". The teacher runs through "C" and "D", avoiding Ernie for fear of what he might say, until she gets to "E". Ernie waved furiously. She racked her brain trying to think of something bad that started with the letter "E", but was unable. Finally, she called on Dirty Ernie. "Elephant". "Elephant? Why, YES, Elephant. Very good, Ernie!" "Elephant", he continued, "with a big, fat, hairy c*ck!"
