Early Thursday Joke for Dale--------------

A teacher asked her class "if you could have one wish what would it be?" Dave yells out "I would wish to be covered in gold so i could scratch a bit off and buy a new gt." then carmen put her hand up and told the class that "If i had one wish i would be covered in platinum so i could scratch a little bit off so i could buy ferrari" Then Johnny put up his hand and told the class "i would like to be covered in pubic hairs" the teacher was puzzled so he asked johhny "why on earth would yopu like to be covered in pubic hairs?" little jonnhy replied" well my sister has just a tiny patch, and you she see the cars lined up outside my house!"