A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting > at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at > a nearby table all alone. > > He calls the waiter over and asks for their most > expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she > accepts it, she is his. > > The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, > saying this is from the gentleman over there. > > She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. > The note reads: > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." > > The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his > own back to her, and it read: > "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, > a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five > million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, > would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
LMAO...! Hey, Tony, Darth's not around and i don't know how much access he'll have to the internet for the next 3 weeks... i'll try and dig up some jokes later to make up for his absence...
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. It's a joke gawd damnit! No PM's telling me I suck.
you suck..... Hey Has the weather gotten any better in Halifax? My Mom is there and she was complaining to me how awful the winter has been....
yeuppers, heard it many times before, but here is one that is just too true: There are 400,000 battered women in the US each year. What do they all have in common? They just don't F(#*!#'n listen!
Well the wind has died down and it's only -5 but tonight there is snow {10cm} and freezing rain on the way so. I guess summer is over?
My whole family is there and here I am using a Motorcycle for a daily driver and complaining about how cold Dallas has been over the last week.......
You bastard! Take off the leather coat and hit 125 mph. Then you will feel the cold! What bike are you tooling around on?
