Someone please help! I have just received this ransome note, obviously written with a devious foreign hand. If anyone knows the where abouts of these kidnappers, we must find them now in order to get Paul's valve stem cover safely returned. Please do not alert the authories, the kidnappers have threatened the valve stem cover's life if they see the cops. BHW Dear Mr. Bianco: Ve have kindtnipped your Ferrari 360s valve steem coovers. You have deesappined us und vee have ways of dealing weeth people who deesapoint us. Un order to make up for your deescrapaneicy und for not showing up at Rachels gentemens club, ve have absounded one valve steem coover and if you vish to see dees valve steem coover again you moost meet our demands. Zo, ve have decided that the next time vee meet at Rachaels gentemens club that you moost buy lap dances for each of de peoples you deesappointed. If deese demands are not met, you vill nehver see your valve steem coover again! If you tip off authories, the valve steem coover gets it. Vee vait to hear your response Mr. Bianco. Today your valve steem covers, tomorrow Cavallino red dye un your sweeming pool! Have und nize dey Zincrely: Dee Kindtnippers
whoever you are I give in to your demands. I am afraid of my other 3 Ferrari valve caps disappearing also. I agree to your terms. Please return my valve cap.
I think the author must be one of those Nasty German Car guys... Either that or Elmer Fudd with a cold
The kindtnippers (ur, uh) kidnappers just wrote me again. They seem pleased. BHW "Xzellent, xzellent you are schmardt mahn Mr. Bianco".
Speedy, Nika was at the restaurant, not at the club. Barton, I wonder who would do such a cruel zting? I guess Mr. B will get his valve covers back.... You think the Squids have anyhting to do with that? What a cruel bunch. LOL Martin
For some reason, the kidnappers insist that I have the hot little brunette for my lap dance. I dont want to upset these guys any more so please, honor this request! BHW
Barton, if I can't supply a brunette what is your second choice? I need to pay back my debt. Like Don Corleone....when you need a favor, call me.
Reading the ransom letter, I would look toward Martin's place.. That would explain his long trip (hidding) in Colorado...The letter wasn't from an Italian origine..That's my 5 cents in that matter. Roland F40LM
I just spotted a new posting for 'slightly used' Ferrari valve stem caps that have been 'recently acquired' on ebay. Perhaps there is a link with the kidnappers!
Me????? I have no clear recollection of any of these events! (Ronald Reagan, on Iran-Contra Senate hearing)