One For The Boys

How Times have changed. Received this today on email from a mate:

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls,

> printed in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired
husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do
for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to
achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply
face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking
to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband
it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your
commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being

mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When
he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have
had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient

and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust

your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

Rgds,

H