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You Bought A Lemon (Lambo) of a Car When . . .

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  1. TestShoot

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    #1 TestShoot, Feb 16, 2004
    You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Harry's Towing Company.

    The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

    You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

    As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door to the service bay and waves you in.

    When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway. As you drive by, it silently falls in behind you.

    The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "It's Me Again."
     
  2. 134282

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    #2 134282, Feb 16, 2004
    LMAO...!!!
     
  3. tifosi69

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    #3 tifosi69, Feb 16, 2004
    Oh Yeah !!! To think, this is what Allan Lambo has to live with each and every day !!!
     
  4. allanlambo

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    #4 allanlambo, Feb 16, 2004
    Yes, this is what i have to live with. I kick myself everyday for buying that damn 355!
     
  5. tifosi69

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    #5 tifosi69, Feb 16, 2004
    LOL LOL LOL !!
     
  6. judge4re

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    #6 judge4re, Feb 16, 2004
    If its such a turd, sell it.
     
  7. vraa

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    #7 vraa, Feb 16, 2004
    Not even his dog will take it :)
     
  8. bluekawala

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    #8 bluekawala, Feb 16, 2004

    LMAO!!!! This site kicks @$$!
     
  9. MARQ

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    #9 MARQ, Feb 17, 2004
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