LET THIS SERVE AS WARNING! EVERY time i spend the weekend at Bruce's house, if we go out to lunch, it's my birthday. Only thing is, i never know it. After the meal, the waiter/waitress comes over with some sort of desert that's adorned with a lit candle sticking right in the middle of it. Then EVERYONE in the restaurant sings happy birthday, while i sit there, embarassed and surprised... One day i'll get him back. If you ever find yourself out to lunch with Bruce Wellington, keep in mind that it just might be your birthday.
Jordan, you're right; i'll get him one of these days... Chris, yeah, ha ha, real funny... Let's do lunch, sometime...
So carbon for each lunch Bruce takes you too it is your birthday... Damm that must make you 120 by now. I guess i better start to respect my elders
LOL...! He even did it twice (two separate times) in the same place...! None of the wait staff noticed... It was two weekends in a row, too...
Happy B-day Carbon! Lol We do that kind of thing every once in awhile in my group of friends. Classic
LMAO...! Jesus Christ, you crazy bastard...! What are you doing in the archives, this thread is almost a year old...! Next time we go out, it's YOUR birthday...!!!
LOL, I do that to people too. It started back in 7th grade when my band director would always take us out to Ryan's after events. They would make him stand up and sing to him.
Yeah but Bruce, according to the "everday is your birthday when Bruce takes you out" rule, Carbon should be allowed to drop a strip=o=gram in your lap without warning, and for whatever reason he wants since, EVERYDAY CAN BE YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!! So, better practice telling your wife, "BUT HONEY, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, IT'S ALL CARBON'S FAULT. NO, REALLY IT IS." Perhaps some nice jewelry, hidden away for the occasion would be a good idea.
