July 3rd

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, cant come i sence a high JOCK alert. Sorry

 

lingerie party? oohhhh ****...

i better not wear silk boxers....cuz my ding dong will be popping out the whole night from looking at dem b!tches!!!

 

Yes "DodgeViper01" I remeber talking with you in the beginning of the summer. "NLH" so far i am in unless something comes up.

Rehan

 

sounds like fun for this event can't wait, hubert i know what you mean my **** would also be poping out looking at them fine b1tches . bring cotton super heros underwear, hey keith what you think +++2MORE DAYS+++ TILL THE ABYSS++++

 

Yeah Hubert, don't wear the silk.

Two more days, Lupe. The day is getting closer and closer!!!

 

Noah is this Hamptons thing still on?-MICHAEL

 

And, a Mondial can carry 3 (That's THREE) women with the driver.

Menage a trois with a spare 2+2 style!

Gotta love that Italian forsight

 

Hey, that was going to be my line

 

Count me in......heading in from Passaic Cty.

Hey Keith.... You, me, Rehan, maybe Lupe....caravan???

Ken, you in? There's usually way too big a gap in the Fcar line up.....

308, Mondial.....355, 360 We need a 328 & 348. You in?

 

"Ding Dong"?!!

Some of us have more mascular names for our private part.

 

Dame, i should cancel the wedding trip and come to this party!

Noah, save a b!tch for me...and there better not be any mess in my car...ass and t!t prints on the hood are okay.

 

Let the party Begin....im ready!

 

Not sure if I am going as of yet. If we come up with something better to do I might not attend this one.

 

You can meet at my place and then we can go to Lupe's. I am exit 9 on the turnpike or Lupe and you guys can come here.

 

im very comfortable with my private part
girls call it Anaconda for reference by the way......

 

I think you miss heard them: they said "a-tiny-honda"

 

does that honda have a fart-can exhaust on it?

 

"So your girlfriend droves a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda and got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon"


And these modified lines might be useful (as you can see I'm bored)

Keith wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Lupe's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So Sam's lookin' at rock videos
Noah's watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
Emil can have them bimbos
John keeps his women like Flo Jo
A word to the pretty sistas
Hubert wanna get with ya
he won't cus or hit ya
But he's gotta be straight when he say he wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Brad's got it goin on
Ed won't like this song
Cuz Jon likes to hit it and quit it
But Vik rather stay and play
Cuz ________ (fill in a name) is long and he is strong
And Clyde's down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in Chris' new Ferrari (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Robbie's got to shout
Baby got _______"

 

directions still to come or did i miss that part?

 

i share your pain

 

Wow! I'm speechless...when's your open mic night?

 

let me be your manager

 

That is pretty funny. I think you have to much time on your hands.

 

ken's not the one who posts replies on EVERY thread 5 times a day!