Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Remember, half the people you know are below average. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. On the other hand, you have different fingers. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
You mean Dr. Katz? The one's I referred to are in a Joke Book a friend gave me - [conspiratorially] "so Steve stole those..." Here's some (other) Wright one-liners: What's another word for Thesaurus? Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? You can't have everything. Where would you put it? I was reading the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything. Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
I put a skylight in my apartment...the people above me are really mad. Somebody stole all my furniture and replaced it with exact duplicates.
"I went to make a tape of my friends records, but I wired it wrong and recorded over his albums. I gave him back these black, blank things..." "When I have a kid I'm going to tell him he was a twin and his brother didn't listen to me."
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got in first. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
And a real scarry,half of all airline pilots are below average!! Believe me I think it"s more than that..
