Weirdest TRUE names

I was reading an article in the paper and saw that the owner of the New York Daily News is named: Mortimer Zuckerman.

One of the 4 Mellon brothers (Mellon bank) is named Prosser Mellon.

I delivered an infant once that was christened; Niki Shaki Bing. Now that's a handle! Really flows. Say it out loud: Niki Shaki Bing, Niki Shaki BING!

OK, this is an easy one, beat those 3...

 

Los Angeles Gynecologist named Dr. Tush (no sh*t)

Plastic surgeon named Dr. Brestoff (figures)

Dentist named Dr. Payne (yeah, YOU go see him)

My neighbor's name is Shadoe.

DL

 

I went to high school with a girl named Candy Hymen, she was really hot too. I wish I had my yearbooks here so I could scan a pic.

 

This one is funny Chesney Cox

 

I know an accountant named Swindle!

 

there was something on the local radio station about this

someone (can't remember 1st name) ****arelli (edit: the F word should be where the stars are)

we had a teacher this year called Mrs. Koch (yes, its pronounced cock)

 

Denver Moncrief
Diabelli Dibiasi

 

I had a friend in middle school named Peter Wang.

 

awesome



I knew someone called Dan Wiener

 

My buddy runs a cemetary and in it he has a headstone that reads Harold Leggs (Hairy Leggs).

You should see the looks on some peoples faces when I tell them my name is Pat Patsy. They never belive me I always need to call my buddy Paul Paulos over to verify it and then for some reason they never belive us then.

 

I had a college professor named Chengwen Wang. We used to call him Penguin Wang.

 

My friends mom's name is Robin Cox. We always give her hell about it.

 

Where did you go to school? I had a friend that went K-12 with me with the same name!! Also Micheal Ho.

 

Sirius Bonner.

A girl from high school two grades below me. Still get a kick out of it.

 

Hahahaha.

 

Honestly though, who would name their daughter Sirius to match that last name? Must've had some sense of humor those parents. Ha!

 

That or they hated there kid before she was even born.

 

An M.D. who has an office next to my dad's called Dr. Blood.

 

Sirius Bonner? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Have ton wonder what the parents thought when they named their kids!

 

I know a banker named - William Fold... (Bill Fold) - I find that somewhat amusing.

A College Friend of mine is a Dr. in the Navy - Her name is Dr. Savage.

Knew a guy in highschool that was a really really large overweight guy - named Dan Gross (nickname of course what Damn Gross).

Many people call me Richard Noggin (but I am not sure why

 

My 7th grade german teacher was named Frau Deutsch (Mrs. German).

An econ professor at my college is named Wei Ge. I don't know if that is weird or not.

 

I knew twin sisters named Sugar and Candy Kane.

DL

 

SOME OF THE WIERD OR FUNNY NAMES USSUALLY ETHNIC NAMES: like Hung Lowe we tease him, well...hung or hung 2 lowe ect... or some vietnamese guy name like Dung but prononced "zung" in VN. True story. I have a Cambodian patient name Bo Chitt. He was pulled over by the cop for running a red light.The cop goes over the car window and asked for his name. he replied Bo Chitt. After a few more questions asking his name he keep replied Bo Chitt, the cop was getting irated and asking Mr Chitt to get out of his car and about to cuff him. By that time he pulled out his driver's license and showed the cop his name. The cop was red faced and gave hime a warning instead. I laughed so hard that day at the office.

 

I went elementry w/ a guy maned Quang Dang, his buddy was Cheng Vang NOT JOKING!