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  1. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa

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    Worked with a guy named "Omen."
     
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  2. Mr Payne

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    100% of people call me "Tell Payne" (Tell is a nickname) and it's a running joke that I could've become a Doctor/Dentist.

    A guy in my highschool was Hung Diec.
     
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  3. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Just remembered Miai's cousins name's. Viet and Nam Nguyen.
    There Vietnamese.
     
    96impalaSS, Jul 8, 2004
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  4. bobleb

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    I had a friend in school whose name was Dick Hertz.

    And on a different weird name tangent ... I read that four children born last year were actually given the first name "Espn" (like the sports network).
     
    bobleb, Jul 8, 2004
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  5. rob lay

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    Swimming in HS there was another team that had two guys, one with last name Wacker and the other with Dick. They swam on the relay together and the announcer would read off... "Dick - Wacker..."

    There's a Sanjay ****ole here at work. Pronounced ****-Hole.
     
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  6. Auraraptor

    Auraraptor F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    My last name is Butt.

    Middle school was fun...
     
    Auraraptor, Jul 8, 2004
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  7. yesod

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    My wife had two patients that were twins, the mother named them orangejello and lemonjello. they pronounced them o-RONG-ello and le-MONG-ello. I guess she was a big fan of orange and lemon jello.
     
    yesod, Jul 8, 2004
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  8. hps

    hps Formula Junior

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    I swear to god.....

    class president, grade 8....Winslow Forskin.
    Same class...Martin ***g

    My hand to god........

    hps
     
    hps, Jul 8, 2004
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  9. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie Consultant

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    LMAO
     
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  10. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ BANNED

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    LMAO...!!! i laughed out loud at that one...


    Bill Fold was a good one, too...


    i once worked with a guy named Ophir (O-fear)... i didn't think it was weird, i actually think it's pretty cool... In NY, had a client by the name of Richard Tracy... Knew a social worker named Ms. Ferrari...

    Carbon goes over really well... It almost always becomes a conversation piece... i love it... :)
     
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  11. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie Consultant

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    My favorite is Long Duck Dong

    PD
     
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  12. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ Lifetime Rossa Owner

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    Slovak floor trader called Sacha Diklik...
    another called Grahem Meharg, which is Grahem spelt backwards !
     
    tonyh, Jul 8, 2004
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  13. ChuckEBaby

    ChuckEBaby Formula 3 Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    My former NY Life Agents name was Wendell Snow
    (mildly amusing), but his partners name was "Emil Kluck".

    Hps,

    Two Brothers form a rival School were Kipp & Kyle ***g.
    But no one gave them any ****, good Athletes, tough as Nails.
    Kyle works in the same Industry as I do. But Kipp, is a scout
    for the Texas Rangers… Cool Job!
     
    ChuckEBaby, Jul 8, 2004
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  14. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie Consultant

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    Let me get this straight..so If I were to date their sister I would be dating a ***g?? If the date lead to TRU LUV Could I legally marry a ***g?? What would it be like if you were the son of a ***g?? What about the neighbors who lived next door to the ***gs?? "Those D*mn ***gs! Leaving their water on all day!" "Son why don't you go play next door with those ***g boys??" OR I told you not to play with those ***gs!!"

    OK I'll stop.

    PD
     
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  15. Jdubbya

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    Used to work with a guy named Richard Rash. Now how many Richards do you know who don't go by Dick instead. Think about that one!

    How about NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

    A guy I know told me he named his kids Jet and Nicean. Didn't make sense until I realized his last name was Black. Of course he was joking!

    I was working with a new hire and when filling out paperwork he would put his last name / my last name. His last name was Snow, mine is White. That got a few strange looks!
     
    Jdubbya, Jul 8, 2004
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  16. Ronin

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    LOL!! NICE!
     
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    Buddy of mines name is actually Julius Ceaser.

    His biggest pet peve is that he can not get reservations ANYWHERE!!
     
    DrStranglove, Jul 8, 2004
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  18. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie Consultant

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    IOC member named Frank JockLick

    I also met a Brazilian named Mr. **** ( pronounced FooK)
     
    Stackhouse, Jul 8, 2004
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  19. Alex_V

    Alex_V F1 Rookie BANNED

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    Seeing the ***g names reminds me of a guy my dad went to school w/, his name was Richard ***g (or Dick ***g for short!) He always laughs when he tells me the story, I guess the guy went to the navy and can probably beat anyone up who makes fun of him....
     
    Alex_V, Jul 8, 2004
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  20. DallasGuy

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    Interviewed a guy once named Richard Ridder. BUT, he insisted on going by Dick. Yes, Dick Ridder.
     
    DallasGuy, Jul 8, 2004
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  21. sherpa23

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    I went to college with a guy named Phil Hiscock. When one of the asian professor's called out his name it always came out "feel his cock. It gets worse: His mom's name? Pat (although she wasn't born with that last name). Dad's name? Rob. This is totally true.

    I supposed someone could have gotten some mileage out of it but Phil was one of the biggest, toughest guys on the football team and although I never had to witness it, I am pretty sure he would have pounded the crap out of anyone who brought it up.
     
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  22. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    Anyone know that short-lived Fox program "Skin" ?
    You know the lead actress - Olivia Wilde?
    I know her. Before she changed it, her name was Olivia Cockburn.
     
    zjpj, Jul 8, 2004
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  23. normhuff

    normhuff Formula Junior

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    I have a step-niece named Holly Wood...
     
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  24. AJS328

    AJS328 F1 Veteran Owner

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    Here you go. This one probably should. The NJ/PA/DE tri-state guys will know this one! :)
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  25. ChuckEBaby

    ChuckEBaby Formula 3 Owner Rossa Subscribed

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    Alex,

    Kipp & Kyle's Dad is Richard ***g,(Dick), about 60 years old.
    There can't be more than a few of Dick ***g's running around?
    (No Pun intended) – Good Guy, Great sense of Humor, part of
    which I'm sure comes from carrying the name.

    Chuck
     
    ChuckEBaby, Jul 8, 2004
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